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>> A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW ME FROM AUSTIN POWERS. BUT I MAY BE AN ANGRY DWARF I WAS A FASHION PERSON AND IT IS GONE >> AIM REALITY T.V. WHORE >> I HAVE NO SHAME ALL OF A SUDDEN WE WERE GROUND BREAKERS AND PIONEERS >> I’M PROBABLY ONLY KNOWN AS PEERPT BRADY BUT THE MISCONCEPTION IS I’M NOT 14 YEARS OLD MY FIRST RECORD I WANT TO GO LATINO NUMBER I JUST WANT OTHER PEOPLE TO VIOLATE MY SPACE [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TV GUIDE NETWORKS, INC.] >> I WAKE UP DECIDING I’M GOING TO GIVE IN AND ACCEPT ADRIANE’S ADVANCES AND SHE IS MAD AT ME >> I JUST WANT TO GO ON RECORD THAT I’M SORRY TO HAVE MISJUDGED OU OR THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE PLAYING GAMES OR YOU WERE IN ANY WAY NOT WHO YOU ULTIMATELY ARE DO YOU ACCEPT MY APOLOGY? OK >> COME GIVE ME SOME SUGAR >> PAPER KAUP BID AIMS THE BOW AT “THE SURREAL LIFE.” >> IT IS ABOUT A STRANGE MAN ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH WINGS AND A DIAPER AND ARROW >> THEY SHOULD PREPARE FOR A NIGHT OF ROMANCE AND DRESS UP ACCORDINGLY >> BUTTERING YOURSELF UP? >> FOR YOU [SCREAM BEING] >> WHEN RON JEREMY WALKED IN IN A DIAPER I ALMOST SHED A TEAR BECAUSE HE LOOKED TO SO HAND SOME >> YOU ARE HOT! >> IF SOMEBODY PAID ME 10 MILLION I WOULDN’T SLEEP WITH THAT THING I DON’T CARE HOW HUNG LOW, HUNG HIGH, WHATEVER, NO >> I’M HERE TO GIVE ALL OF YOU LUCKY GUYS AN EVENING OF ROMANCE SO I’M HERE TO GIVE YOU ALL POTENTIAL DATES >> I GUESS WE ARE GETTING READY TO PLAY THE DATING GAME >> I AM GOING TO BE PLAYING THE HOSTESS >> VERNE, YOU ARE FIRST IT SAYS YOU ARE A COMPLICATED GUY YOU NEED A SPECIAL WOMAN SO PLEASE WELCOME AT THAT POINT THAT, ALEXANDRIA AND MEMBER LISA >> OH, MY GOD >> THIS IS LIKE FROM THE PLAYBOY MANSION >> WHEN HE GETS EXCITED STAND BACK ALL RIGHT, VERNE, YOU ONLY GET TO CHOOSE ONE >> DO YOU WEAR SOCKS? >> YES >> HOW MANY TATTOOS? >> IN SEVEN >> THEY WERE HOT >> ARE THOSE REAL? >> YOU CAN FEEL THEM >> IF I CAN >> OH, COME ON >> SHE SEEMED LIKE VERY GENUINE AND LET ME GRABBED HER BREAST I CHOOSE MELISSA >> HAVE A HOT SEAT RIGHT THERE >> IF YOU COULD BUY A LADY ONE SPECIAL GIFT A THAT WOULD DAZZLE HER WHAT WOULD IT BE? >> A GOOD TIEFRMENT >> JUST A BEAUTIFUL HEART >> BOOK >> I WOULD PICK CRAIG >> GIRLS, COME ON DOWN >> TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF >> I JUST LIKE HAVING A GOOD TIME >> MAKING QUESADILLAS >> I PUT OUT >> BLAKY WINS IT >> ADRIANE HERE WE GO

>> HERE WE HAVE MICHAEL, STRAT KRIFRN, JEFF >> NO >> SOMETIMES >> ONCE IN A WHILE >> TRATI >> NEXT WE HAVE DA BRAT >> DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO PICK ME UP AND SLAM ME INTO THE WALL IF WE HAD ANY SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS >> OF COURSE >> ALL RIGHT, BABY, ALL RIGHT THE LUCKY GENTLEMAN IS ROBERT >> CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT YOU ARE NEXT PLEASE MAKE, JACKIE, GEN AND GLORIA >> HE NEEDS TO HAVE REGULAR OLD GIRLS ME YOU CAN’T BEAT ME >> JACKIE IS A MANHATTAN GIRL USED TO RIDING THE SUBWAY BUT IS NO STRANGER TO RIDING HORSES REALLY? >> JEN IS A LONG-DISTANCE RUNNER AND SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER GLORY SPLITS HER TIME BETWEEN SINGING ON BROADWAY AND RUNNING HER OWN COMPANY >> I HAVE SPENT A WEEK HERE AND LEARNED TO APPRECIATE RAWNESS CAN YOU ALSO BE RAW? >> I CAN BE AS RAW AS YOU WANT ME TO BE >> AIN’T GOING TO BE EASY GLORY >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH >> SHE IS SMART, SHE CAN SING, SHE PROBABLY HAS A HELL OF A LOT MORE IN COMMON WITH HIM THAN I DO >> COMING UP, OU, OU, OU ANYTHING IS WORTH PURSUING FOR THE SHOW DEPRESSION CAN TURN YOU INTO A PERSON YOU DON’T RECOGNIZE SOMEONE YOUR KIDS DON’T UNDERSTAND DEPRESSION HURTS SADNESS LOSS OF INTEREST ACHES AND PAINS FATIGUE CYMBALTA CAN HELP CYMBALTA IS A PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION THAT TREATS MANY SYMPTOMS OF DEPRESSION TELL YOUR DOCTOR RIGHT AWAY IF YOUR DEPRESSION WORSENS, OR YOU HAVE UNUSUAL CHANGES IN MOOD OR BEHAVIOR OR THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE ANTIDEPRESSANTS CAN INCREASE THESE IN CHILDREN, TEENS AND YOUNG ADULTS CYMBALTA IS NOT APPROVED FOR CHILDREN UNDER 18 PEOPLE TAKING MAOIs OR THIORIDAZINE OR WITH UNCONTROLLED GLAUCOMA SHOULD NOT TAKE CYMBALTA TAKING CYMBALTA WITH NSAID PAIN RELIEVERS, ASPIRIN OR BLOOD THINNERS MAY INCREASE BLEEDING RISK TELL YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT ALL YOUR MEDICINES, INCLUDING THOSE FOR MIGRAINE TO AVOID A POTENTIALLY LIFE-THREATENING CONDITION, AND ABOUT YOUR ALCOHOL USE OR IF YOU HAVE LIVER DISEASE DIZZINESS OR FAINTING MAY OCCUR UPON STANDING SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE NAUSEA, DRY MOUTH AND CONSTIPATION ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT CYMBALTA DEPRESSION HURTS CYMBALTA CAN HELP ♪♪ ONLY A CHOCOLATE THIS PURE CAN BE THIS SILKY AND MAKE YOU SAVOR SIGH ♪♪ MELT ♪♪ DOVE PURE SILK CHOCOLATE NOW WITH THE TANTALIZING CRUNCH OF ALMOND MY MOMENT. MY DOVE SONG: “HOT DOG, LIFE IS TASTING PRETTY GOOD” (announcer) KOSHER HOT DOGS ONLY USE THE FINEST CUTS OF KOSHER BEEF NOT SO WITH THE OTHER GUYS THAT’S WHY HEBREW NATIONAL 100% KOSHER BEEF HOT DOGS HAVE NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS OR COLORS, FILLERS OR BY PRODUCTS THEY JUST MIGHT BE THE MOST DELICIOUS HOT DOGS ON EARTH NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTTS HEBREW NATIONAL 100% KOSHER BEEF HOT DOGS WE ANSWER TO A HIGHER AUTHORITY Announcer: WE’VE GOT A WINNER! PLAYTEX SPORT SUPER BEAT TAMPAX PEARL SUPER OVERALL! ON COMFORT! AND PROTECTION! CHECK OUT THE NO-SLIP GRIP CUSTOM FIT THAT MOVES WITH YOUR BODY ANTI-LEAK BACKUP LAYER YOU DECIDE PLAYTEX SPORT GREAT PROTECTION ALWAYS WINS IN MY WORK I DEPEND ON MY EYES

TO CAPTURE THE NATURAL WONDER OF THIS PLANET THAT’S WHY I WEAR TRANSITIONS LENSES THEY ADJUST TO CHANGING LIGHT TO REDUCE EYE STRAIN AND FATIGUE AND HELP PROTECT MY EYES FROM UV DAMAGE, LIKE SUNBLOCK PROTECTS MY SKIN YOU CAN REPLACE A CAMERA, BUT YOU ONLY HAVE ONE PAIR OF EYES Announcer: ASK YOUR EYECARE PROFESSIONAL ABOUT THE ENHANCED PERFORMANCE OF NEW TRANSITIONS LENSES TRANSITIONS HEALTHY SIGHT IN EVERY LIGHT ♪ ♪ [ Female Announcer ] NO ONE LIKES A BATH TISSUE THAT LEAVES PIECES BEHIND THAT’S WHY THERE’S CHARMIN ULTRA STRONG IT’S A DIFFERENT KIND OF CHARMIN WITH ITS DIAMONDWEAVE TEXTURE, CHARMIN ULTRA STRONG IS SOFT AND MORE DURABLE MORE DURABLE SO IT HOLDS UP BETTER THAN THE ULTRA RIPPLED BRAND FEWER PIECES LEFT BEHIND GOOD NEWS FOR EVEN THE BIGGEST KIDS CHARMIN ULTRA STRONG LOOK FOR IT IN THE RED PACKAGE [ groans ] ♪ ♪ [ sniffs, groans ] [ Male Announcer ] SOME ODORS YOU JUST CAN’T IGNORE AND WHILE OTHER AIR FRESHENERS SIMPLY BURY THE SMELL IN A FLOWERY FOG, FEBREZE AIR EFFECTS ACTUALLY ELIMINATES ODORS IN THE AIR, AND LEAVES A FRESH SCENT SO YOU CAN FRESHEN UP, NOT COVER UP [ all sniff, sigh ] [ meows ] NOW THAT’S A BREATH OF FRESH AIR >> SIX HAPPY COUPLES I HOPE YOU ARE VERY SATISFIED WITH THE CHOICES YOU MADE WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW IT WILL BE LIKE A DOUBLE DATE SITUATION TWO COUPLES WILL GO TO THE VARIOUS DATING STATIONS WE HAVE AROUND THE HOUSE >> IT IS LIKE WE JUST DID THAT >> THE FIRST ROOM WE HIT IS HIS ROOM >> OH MY GOD ARE YOU SURPRISED? >> WELCOME TO MY DIRTY LITTLE SECRET >> MY INSTANT REACTION IS I’M STUNNED, ASTONISHED, MUSEUM MECHANICAL UNITED STATESED >> I’M PART OF THE FETISH COMMUNITY AND I CREATED THIS PLAY PIN FOR US TO PLAY IN >> I THINK YOU NEED A SPANKING >> I WANT TO BE NEXT TO THE FIRE >> ME AND MARCUS WITH OUR DATES HAD TO COME OUTS AND TO FREAK ING COLD >> THAT’S NASTY >> CHEERS >> ARE WE DOING LIMES AFTER? GOOD TIME >> TOO DRUNK TO VOMIT >> MY DATE WAS DRINKING STRONG LIQUOR >> I’M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND POLISH IT OFF >> I HEAR YOU BUDDY, GO, GO >> LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED >> AN EROTIC POWER EXCHANGE THERE ARE TOPS AND THERE ARE BOTTOMS BASICALLY THERE’S ONE PERSON THAT IS KIND OF IN CHARGE AND THERE’S ONE PERSON THAT IS WILLING TO RELINQUISH CONTROL >> I WILL GO FOR THE BOTTOM I’M JUST GOING TO HAVE FUN WITH IT >> I WILL BE CHANGED FOREVER >> THEY WERE BOTH HAVING FUN >> FIVE STAR FIVE STAR >> ADRIANE HAS BEEN NAKED IN FRONT OF ALL OF US HERE AT THE HOUSE >> BUT IT IS A LITTLE SHOCKING TO GLORY >> ANYTHING SHE WAS DOING WAS A SHOW FOR CHRIS >> OH MY GOD, JANE

>> HI VERNE >> HEY WHAT HAS BEEN CHANGED? >> MY DATE, WE ARE HAVING A REALLY NICE TIME I REALLY WAS DIGGING HIM I WOULD LIKE TO WRAP HIM PICKUP IN A PITA POCKET AND EAT HIM RIGHT NOW >> THAT IS A PITA THE HELL WITH THAT >> THEY WERE THROWING THINGS AT EACH OTHER AND WE ENDED UP HAVING A GREAT TIME >> ONE, TWO, THREE >> WHO WOULD LIKE TO BE IN CHARGE SHE IS IN CHARGE >> I DIDN’T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WAS GOING TO BE HAPPENING BUT I FOUND OUT >> THERE YOU GO >> VERNE WAS HAPPY AS A BIG IN MUD TO BE THE SUBMISSIVE I THINK HE WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME >> I’M GOING COMMANDO >> SHE IS A TERRIFIC DATE SHE HAS ELEMENTS I DO LOOK FOR >> YOU ARE VERY RESERVED, ARE YOU NOT? >> I’M AN EXTREMELY HONEST GIRL I OWN ABOUT FIVE OR SIX VIBRATORS >> I DO EVERYTHING I POSSIBLY COULD TO MAKE HIS DATE UNCOMFORTABLE >> THROWING FOOD? >> I RUINED IT >> NOT YET >> HOW CUTE IS THIS! HI, DARLING I HAVE HAD TWO DRINKS >> I THINK I’M IN THE WRONG ROOM >> I’M NOT GOING TO KISS MARCUS >> BRADY IS MY BELOVED ROOMMATE >> GET OFF MY MAN I’M SO JEALOUS >> ADRIANE IS WHACKO >> SHE WANTS TO GROPE YOUR GROINS >> GET DOWN LOWER AND SHOW THE LOVE >> I GOT THE FEELING EVERYONE WAS PRETTY DRUNK >> THIS IS SO DEMEANING >> SHUT UP >> THEY JUMPED RIGHT INTO IT AND STARTED BOSSING THEIR DATES AROUND LET ME RIDE HIM LIKE A HORSE ALL ACROSS THE STAGE >> HIS FACE IS GREEN >> MY DATE THREW UP HOW DISGUSTING IT IS LIKE MAKING A FIRST IMPRESSION NOT A GOOD LOOK BYE-BYE >> THE FINAL MOMENT WAS GETTING WITH THEY WILL THIS MAN IS WEAK ♪♪ IT’S TIME ♪♪ IT’S TIME TO DISCOVER THE POWER OF FLOWERS ♪♪ IT’S TIME FOR YOUR DIRT MANICURE ♪♪ IT’S TIME TO FIND YOUR TOMATO MOJO ♪♪ IT’S TIME TO GROW SOMETHING AND DISCOVER ALL THE GOOD THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU DO MIRACLE-GRO IT’S GRO TIME THERE’S NO BETTER WAY TO PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY FROM THE DAMAGING RAYS OF THE SUN THAN WITH BANANA BOAT OUR PROVEN AVOTRIPLEX FORMULA PROTECTS THREE WAYS NOW AGAINST SUNBURN WITH UVB PROTECTION, LATER AGAINST AGING AND SKIN DAMAGE WITH UVA PROTECTION, AND LONGER THAN OTHER SUNSCREENS AS IT DOESN’T BREAK DOWN IT’S LIKE HAVING THE BEST PERSONAL SUN PROTECTION AT YOUR SERVICE MOTHERHOOD MEANS VICTORIES ARE REWARDED, DOLLS ARE RESCUED, AND DINOSAURS ARE SAVED MOTHERHOOD MEANS CLIMATE CONTROL, SPECIAL ORDERS, AND TEAMWORK MOTHERHOOD MEANS ALWAYS GIVING 100% BECAUSE IT’S THE LITTLE THINGS YOU DO FOR THEM NOW THAT MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE LATER JUICY JUICE THE VERY BEST JUICE FOR THE VERY BEST KIDS YOU KNOW WHERE, “DADDY, CAN’T WAIT TO GET MY LICENSE”, MEETS SORRY! “I CAN’T BELIEVE MY BABY’S DRIVING”? OH YEAH, I’M THERE GOT A TEEN DRIVER? STATE FARM’S STEER CLEAR PROGRAM HELPS THEM LEARN SAFETY, AND YOU SAVE CASH CALL A STATE FARM AGENT TODAY VO: ANDREA BARROW IS A REAL GEICO CUSTOMER,

NOT AN ADVERTISING SPOKESPERSON SO TO HELP TELL HER STORY, WE HIRED ONE ONE DAY, A ROCK CHIPPED THE WINDSHIELD ON MY CAR MRS. BUTTERWORTH: OH DEAR BROKEN GLASS SENDS SHIVERS DOWN MY BOTTLE I FILED MY CLAIM ON GEICO.COM AND SCHEDULED AN APPOINTMENT MRS. BUTTERWORTH: IT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE OR MAYBE MORE LIKE HOT PANCAKES THE REPAIRMAN CAME RIGHT TO MY HOUSE & FIXED MY BABY LIKE NEW MRS. BUTTERWORTH: NOW I FEEL RICH. THICK AND BUTTERY TOO! VO: GEICO. REAL SERVICE REAL SAVINGS MRS. BUTTERWORTH: OH MY, SOMEONE HAS PUT A LOGO RIGHT OVER MY FACE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOUR CARPET CAN LOOK DIRTY SEE THE DIFFERENCE? BUT IT’S NOT A PROBLEM BECAUSE RESOLVE HIGH TRAFFIC FOAM EFFECTIVELY CLEANS LARGE CARPET AREAS JUST SPRAY IT ON, RUB IN GENTLY, AND VACUUM AWAY THE RESULTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES TRUST RESOLVE [ sighs ] KNOCK KNOCK WHO’S THERE? “SCHUUUUUU.” ♪ ♪ [ chuckles ] REDDI? EDDI! EDDI! [ Male Announcer ] MADE WITH REAL DAIRY CREAM ONLY 15 CALORIES MAKE BREAKFAST A BLAST ♪ ♪ REDDI? WIP! WIP! [ Male Announcer ] SOME WHIPPED TOPPINGS ARE MADE WITH HYDROGENATED OILS BUT REDDI-WIP IS MADE WITH REAL DAIRY CREAM NOTHING’S MORE REAL THAN REDDI-WIP NICE FINGER A WART COULD GET USED TO THIS! LIQUID WART REMOVER?! THAT’S ALL YOU GOT?! THAT COULD TAKE WEEKS TO TREAT ME (Wart) HAHAHA DID IT GET COLD? (announcer) DR. SCHOLL’S FREEZE AWAY REMOVES WARTS FAST, WITH AS LITTLE AS ONE TREATMENT YOU’LL MISS ME (announcer) DR. SCHOLL’S FREEZE AWAY >> WE ARE ON OUR DATE NIGHT AND THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT >> THE PERSON YOU CHOSE AS YOUR DATE, YOU LOOK THEM IN THE EYE AND DECIDE WHETHER YOU WANT AN EIGHT-BY-10 PHOTOGRAPH OR GIVE THEM YOUR ACTUAL HOME PHONE NUMBER >> HE SAID WE COULD GIVE A PHONE NUMBER OR A SIGNED PICTURE >> VERNE I’M HOLDING BOTH WHAT COULD YOU WANT ME TO GIVE HER >> I’M GOING TO HAVE YOUR HAND PRINT ON MY ASS FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS >> I’M GOING TO GIVE HER MY HOME NUMBER >> DON’T CALL ME, I WILL CALL YOU >> THIS MAN RIGHT HERE IS WEAK

>> HE’S WEAK, W-E-A-K DON’T THROW UP IF YOU DON’T, DO LET ANYBODY SEE YOU ALL ROBERT GETS IS A [BLEEP] PHOTO >> OH, MAN >> CHRISTOPHER >> DO YOU WANT TO GIVE HER A PHOTOGRAPH OR YOUR HOME PHONE NUMBER? >> I LIKE THE PHOTO AND I WOULD LIKE A MESSAGE ON THAT PHOTO >> PERHAPS THE PHOTO FROM HER >> I THINK GLORY IS A TERRIFIC PERSON BUT I DON’T WANT TO GIVE MY NUMBER >> CHRIS TOOK THE CHICK’S NUMBER I AM NOT SURE IF HE WAS TRYING TO BE NICE BUT I’M GOING TO STICK BY MY GUNS THAT I LIKE HIM >> YOU HAVE YOUR SHED SHOT OR PERSONAL PHONE NUMBER >> I WOULD LIKE BOTH AND I WILL SIGN T. I FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE FOR MANY REASONS I HAVE ALWAYS GONE FOR THE BAD BOY AND I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I HAVE HAD A GREAT TIME BUT MY HEART ISN’T STOLEN >> ADRIANE SORT OF PROFESSED HER AFFECTIONS FOR ME VERY DRAMATICALLY THAT WAS SORT OF A MOMENT OF INTERESTING MATURITY IT WAS CUTE >> WALK YOUR DATES OUT GIVE THEM A NICE HUG, KISS ON THE CHEEKS >> WE ENDED UP HAVING A LOT OF FUN CUPID MADE A GOOD CHOICE AND I HAD A GREAT TIME >> DON’T I HAVE MAKE ME SO JEALOUS AGAIN >> I THINK IT IS ALL UP TO HIM IF IT WAS UP TO ME, YES, THIS WOULD DEFINITELY GO SOMEWHERE >> ADRIANE IS REALLY SWEET BUT SHE IS 22 I REALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT TO THINK BUT I WILL BE HONEST, IT IS A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN >> HEY YOU GUYS GOT ANY TOILET PAPER I CAN BORROW I’M DOING A PROCEDURE ON BASKETBALLS AND I JUST NEED IT THIS IS ALL NORMAL FOR ME AS ABNORMAL AS THAT SEEMS, AS SURREAL AS THAT SOUNDS THIS IS ALL VERY NORMAL TO ME >> GOOD NIGHT >> IT WAS LIKE OH MY GOOD SHE’S OUT OF HER MIND >> ON TO THE PROCEDURE IT’S OK JUST BEND OVER THIS ISN’T GOING TO HURT A BIT >> THERE ARE GOING TO BE SOME [BLEEP] IN TROUBLE AROUND HERE >> NEXT WEEK ON “THE SURREAL LIFE” WE WILL BE STARRING IN A THREE-MINUTE SHORT FILM >> I DON’T MIND DOING STUNTS >> HELLO >> HEY, BABY >> OUR FRIEND SHOWS UP AND SHE DID NOT LOOK HAPPY WHEN SHE SAW HIM >> I’M A [BLEEP] MAN AND I’M A GOOD MAN >> OBVIOUSLY THIS IS NOT HEALTHY >> ARE YOU GOING TO HIT ME WITH ONE OF THOSE? >> THERE WAS GOING TO BE A FIGHT >> THEY CAN HAVE SOMEBODY PHYSICALLY THROW ME OUT >> GO OUT THERE AND LOOK AS IF HUBBY — >> BE GENTLE YOU WANT IT GENTLE? >> PREVIOUSLY ON “THE SURREAL LIFE” CUPID AIMS HIS BOW >> IT IS LIKE THE PLAYBOY MANSION >> GLORY >> I’M SO JEALOUS I WANTED CHRISTOPHER AS MY DATE WELCOME TO MY DIRTY LITTLE SECRET >> MY DATE GOT A LITTLE OVERACCIDENTAL LULS >> ADRIANE HAS NO PROBLEM TAKING OFF HER CLOTHES [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TV

GUIDE NETWORKS, INC.] >> I WILL BE RIGHT BACK, BABY >> TO PROBLEM >> THANK YOU >> YOU ARE WELCOME >> IT IS VERY RELAXING, EXTREMELY LOW-KEY AND WE ARE AWAITING THE ARRIVAL OF THE NEWSPAPER >> THE PAPER ARRIVED I’M A DIRECTOR YEA, I’M A DIRECTOR EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING WE WILL BE STARRING IN A THREE-MINUTE SHORT FILM >> I WAS EXCITED BECAUSE WE WERE GOING TO MAKE A KUNG FU MOVIE I WAS PRETTY MUCH JUMPING UP AND DOWN JANE IS THE DIRECTOR AND WILL MAKE ALL DECISIONS >> SHE PERHAPS DIDN’T HAVE A FULL UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT ASSIGNMENT SHE WAS GIVEN >> THE GROUP WILL PERFORM THEIR OWN STUNTS UNDER THE EYE OF STUNTMAN GARRETT WARREN >> I DON’T MIND STUNTS EXCEPT YOU LIKE TO BE PREPARED EXCEPT ME AND I DON’T LIKE TO BE SURPRISED >> THAT IS THE PAPER >> ADRIANE HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET HER CLAWS INTO ME >> MASTER JANE MAY I GO PEE? >> WHAT ARE WE GETTING OURSELVES INTO NOW? >> HOW ARE YOU I’M GARRETT >> I’M JANE YOUR DIRECTOR >> GARRETT SHOWS UP TO TEACH US THE KUNG FU STYLE AND HELP US CHOREOGRAPH THE STUNTS >> YOUR SCRIPT IS DOWN HERE >> CAN WE GET EVERYBODY DOWN HERE >> DOES THE DIRECTOR HAVE TO TAKE EVERYBODY DOWN LIKE THE BABY-SITTER >> WITH ALL OF THE CHOICES IT IS A NO-WIN TO BE THE DIRECTOR I WILL LEAP FROM BEHIND THE SOUP TABLE AND GRAB MARCUS AND ADRIANE BY THE THROAT >> WE HAVE TO GET THROUGH SOME OF THE GENERAL THINGS >> WHEN CHRIS FIRST STARTED OFFERING ADVICE IT WAS GREAT BECAUSE IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT HE HAD EXPERIENCE IN PRODUCTION AND I DON’T >> WE SHOULD END UP HERE >> THAT CAN BE DECIDED TOMORROW WE DON’T NEED TO TAKE TIME ON THAT WE DON’T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME >> CHRIS, I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO DIRECT AND I DON’T BY I’M THE DIRECTOR SO CAN I ASK YOU TO SORT OF BUTT OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE CREDIT FOR HAVING NO INTELLIGENCE BUT SOME EXPERIENCE >> I THINK CHRIS IS PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT OF A CONTROL FREAK WHICH IS KIND OF HOT BUT ALSO IT CAN BE TOTALLY UNHOT IN BED HOT IN LIFE, NOT HOT >> SHE IS GETTING HER CHOPS >> HE GRABS THE BROOM, SWINGS IT AT YOUR HEAD AND YOU CAN DO THIS LITTLE MOVE >> BAM, GOOD SHE TAKES THAT AND GOES BACK OUT >> I THINK THERE’S SOMEBODY AT THE FRONT DOOR >> HEY, BABY YOU LOOKING SPECTACULAR >> HER BOYFRIEND JOHN SHOWS UP IT JUST FELT LIKE TROUBLE WAS BREWING AND SHE DIDN’T LOOK HAPPY WHEN SHE SAW HIM >> >> I HAD HORRIBLE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS I PUT A BOTTLE OF PILLS DOWN MY THROAT >> AT FIRST MY IMPRESSION WAS LIKE DAMN, THAT IS YOUR MAN COMING UP HERE, GIRL, HE IS BRINGING YOU THIS AND THAT BUT SHE DIDN’T LOOK HAPPY YOU HAVING FUN?

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FAMILY >> WHERE YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING? YOU THINK YOU ARE LEAVING THE HOUSE? HELL KNOW >> HE HAD TO GO >> YOU SAID GOODBYE AND THAT WAS REALLY GOOD >> I FEEL SO BAD >> LOOK WHAT HE IS DOING TO YOU >> WHERE DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE? >> I NEED TO BE ALONE FOR TWO MINUTES >> YOU CAN BE ALONE FOR TWO MINUTES DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE IN THE BATHROOM? >> I WILL >> YOU CAN GO INTO THE BATHROOM, IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM >> I WILL GO INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM >> FINE LET HER GO THAT THE LAUNDRY ROOM COME IN HERE WITH US GIRLS COME ON COME ON >> WHAT IS IT THAT WE — WE ARE TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WANT TO LEAVE >> I’M NOT GOING TO LET YOU HURT YOURSELF AGAIN >> IF THEY COME THIS WAY, CALL ME >> I WENT THROUGH ALL OF HER STUFF AND TOOK OUT ALL OF THE PILL BOTTLES THAT I SAW I JUST HID THEM BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT HER TO HURT HERSELF >> LOOK IN ON HER >> WE ARE HERE TO TALK TO YOU WE DON’T WANT YOU TO BE HURT >> ARE YOU IKE? >> WHAT IS WRONG? YOU WERE OK BEFORE HE GOT HER WHAT HAPPENED? WERE YOU FAKING LIKE YOU DON’T REALLY LIKE NONE OF US OR WERE YOU FAKING? >> NO >> THAT MADE HER CHEER UP A LITTLE BIT I CRACKED A COUPLE OF JOKES AND MADE HER LOVE I DID THE BEST THAT I COULD >> I’M FINE >> I DO FEEL LIKE MY NEW FAMILY UNDERSTOOD ME BUT IT WAS VERY HARD BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER HAD ANY WOMEN COP UP AND STEP UP TO THE PLATE IN THAT MANNER >> ARE YOU OK? >> HONEY, HEY! >> WE ARE HAPPY YOU DIDN’T LIFE CHINA DOLL >> THIS IS THE MOST FAMILY WITH MORE LOVE AND MORE COMPANIONSHIP AND MORE CONNECTION THAN SHE HAS HAD IN A WHILE >> WE LOVE YOU >> BY THE END OF THE EVENING SHE HAD CALMED DOWN AND SHE WAS FOCUSED ON US AND I WAS HOPEFUL IT WOULD BE OK AND AS SOON AS WE GOT UP IN THE MORNING SHE WOULD BE FOCUSED ON THE JOB >> HELLO >> IS KLINE DOLL THERE? >> NO, SO YOU CAN CALL BACK THE NEXT YEAR >> NO, I WON’T CALL BACK AGAIN >> GOOD NIGHT TO YOU WE DON’T EVER WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN GOOD NIGHT >> NEXT WEEK ON “THE SURREAL LIFE.” >> WE ARE MAKING A KUNG FU MOVIE THE SEVEN CELEBRITIES OF DEATH >> ACTION >> THEY GOT ON MY NERVES THEY DIDN’T HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE TO KNOW HOW TO COMPLETE ANYTHING >> WHAT ARE WE DOING? >> I HAVE NO [BLEEP] IDEA >> THERE IS THE BELIEF THAT WE COULD FINISH IT >> SHE WAS LIKE OH, REALLY, SEAN WAS THERE OR WHATEVER >> MOTORIZED MAYHEM SPEED RACER IS A CARTOON NO MORE NOW IT’S AN EYE-POPPING, ALL AGES, ALLOUT TEAR ACROSS THE BIG SCREEN IN THIS TV GUIDE SPECIAL, SEE HOW THE SATURDAY MORNING CLASSIC LEAPS INTO THE FAST TRACK OF MOVIE MAKING >> YOU SPEND 10 HOURS A DAY AT WORK GOING AHHH! >> EMILE HIRSCH IS NO MARIO ANDRETTI >> MY FRIENDS EVEN MAKE FUN OF ME

THEY SAY I DRIVE LIKE A GRANDMA >> FANS CAME OUT IN DROVES TO SEE THE STARS MAKING THEIR WAY DOWN THE RED CARPET >> PLUS MATTHEW FOX LEAVES THE ISLAND, BUT HE IS STILL LOST >> I HAVE HAD THIS EXPERIENCE A COUPLE OF TIMES WHERE I’M WORKING ON “LOST” AND STARTING TO IMAGINE THIS OTHER WORLD >> ALSO WHERE THE FAMILIES ARE A VOICE FROM THE PAST AND WHY IT’S A VERY BAD IDEA TO LIFT THE SPEED LIMIT FOR CELEBRITIES RIGHT SHOTGUN RIGHT NOW >> START YOUR ENGINES >> AS TV GUIDE DROPS THE GREEN FLAG ON “SPEED RACER.” [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TV GUIDE NETWORKS, INC.] >> HEY, EVERYONE, I’M ADRIANNA COSTA AT THE “SPEED RACER” PREMIERE BEHIND ME STUNT DRIVERS AND THE CREWS ARE GETTING READY FOR ONE OF STUNT RACING’S BIG EVENTS “SPEED RACER” IS IN POSITION TO LAP THE COMPETITION WITH THE STELLAR STAR-STUDDED CAST, MIND-BLOWING EFFECTS AND SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED RACING ACTION, IT’S EASY TO SEE WHY THIS IS ONE OF THE SEASON’S MOST ANTICIPATED FILMS “SPEED RACER,” IT STARTED OVER 40 YEARS AGO AS A POPULAR JAPANESE ANIMATED SERIES PLUS IT HAS HAD ITS FAIR SHARE OF SUCCESS STATESIDE OVER THE PAST FEW DECADES NOW THE CARTOON ADVENTURES HAVE MORPHED INTO ONE OF THE BIGGEST FAMILY FILMS OF 2008 >> TRAPPED SPEED RACER, CAUSING A COLLISION >> UH-OH, LOOK OUT >> EMILE HIRSCH PLAYS SPEED RACER, THE AGGRESSIVE RACE CAR DRIVER WHO DOMINATES THE TRACK BEHIND THE WHEEL OF HIS MACH 5 >> WHEN HE GETS IN THAT RACE CAR, HE IS AN EXTREMELY DIFFERENT PERSON >> IT’S THE ONLY THING I KNOW HOW TO DO AND I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING >> HELPING SPEED GET HIS FIX FOR GOING FAST ARE POPS AND MOMS RACER, PLAYED BY JOHN GOODMAN AND SUSAN SARANDON >> IT’S DEFINITELY A WHOLE EXPERIENCE THAT KIND OF OVERPOWERS YOU KIND OF A NEW INVENTION, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT TAKES TECHNOLOGY BUT IT MAINTAINS ITS HEART >> CHRISTINA RICCI LOOKING LIKE SHE JUST STEPPED OUT OF A COMIC BOOK INHABITS THE ROLE OF TRIXIE >> THERE IS A LOT OF PRESSURE FOR YOU THAT YOU’RE HITTING THE SUMMER MONTHS, HUGE MOVIE, BIG PROMOTION, YOU’RE EXPECTED TO BRING IN BIG BUCKS >> I HOPE THE MOVIE DOES WELL BECAUSE I WANT TO DO A SEQUEL YOU DON’T HAVE MUCH CONTROL OF THAT YOU CAN ONLY DO THE PRESS YOU CAN DO HOPE PEOPLE RESPOND >> ADDING A LITTLE MYSTERY TO THE MIX IS MATTHEW FOX AS THE MASKED DRIVER KNOWN AS RACER X >> THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL EVER STOP THESE PEOPLE IS TO BRING THEM TO JUSTICE >> CARS ARE GOING 700 KILOMETERS AN HOUR THEY ARE BAUGH WORKING ON TRACKS THAT ARE LIKE SUSPENDED AND THE ULTIMATE 6 OR 7-YEAR-OLD BOY’S HOT WHEELS TRACK >> BRINGING THIS EXCITING WORLD TO LIFE ARE ANDY AND LARRY WACHOWSKI, THE FILM-MAKING BROTHERS BEHIND “THE MATRIX” TRILOGY >> LARRY AND ANDY HAVE UNLIMITED IMAGINATIONS IN MY OPINION I FEEL LUCKY TO BE HERE SITTING TALKING TO YOU >> IT’S REALLY AMAZING IT’S CRAZY THE FACT THAT THE BROTHERS HAD ALL THIS IN THEIR HEADS IS JUST LIKE — IT’S TRICKY >> IT ONLY TAKES A FEW SECONDS TO REALIZE “SPEED RACER” CREATES A UNIVERSE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE >> IT LOOKS INCREDIBLE THE WORLDS ARE SO LUSH, AND THERE IS SO MUCH DETAIL VISUALLY MESMERIZING FOR ME I MEAN, I’M JUST BLOWN AWAY >> IT’S ALL BRIGHTLY COLORED AND POP ARTIE BUT ALSO REALLY BEAUTIFUL KIND OF MOODY >> WITH THE WACHOWSKI BROTHERS CALLING THE SHOTS, YOU EXPECT THE VISUALS TO BE CUTTING EDGE >> THEY WILL TAKE PICTURES OF REAL THINGS AROUND THE WORLD AND THEY WILL PLUG IT INTO THE COMPUTER AS THE BACKGROUND WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE IS IT’S TWO-SCALE ANIMATION WITH 3-D OBJECTS MOVING ON THE 2-D PLAIN IT’S REALLY LOOKING AT IT IN A WAY THAT HAS NEVER REALLY BEEN LOOKED AT BEFORE ON FILM >> CREATING A WHOLE NEW WORLD SOMETIMES MEANS PUTTING THE ACTORS ON A BLANK CANVAS >> CAN YOU EXPLAIN BECAUSE I DON’T THINK THEY UNDERSTAND THE INTENSITY OF WORKING WITH A GREEN SCREEN WHAT WENT INTO THAT? >> IT’S BASICALLY JUST BEING ON A GREEN WAREHOUSE WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT BUT A CAMERA YOU’RE JUST SHOOTING AGAINST NOTHING, PRETENDING STUFF IS THERE YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE REALLY GOT TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION MOST OF THE TIME >> BECAUSE RACING IS THE FOCUS OF THE FILM, THE WACHOWSKIS

WANTED TO COME UP WITH A WHOLE NEW TYPE OF ACTION SEQUENCE >> IT WOULD BE REALLY FUN IF THEY HAD A DEVIANT PATH WHERE YOUNG FOLKS TOOK IT INTO THIS HARD CORE ACROBATIC AREA AND THEN UPPED THE ANTE EVEN FURTHER BY MAKING IT SOMEWHAT KUNG FU ORIENTED >> GETTING THE ACTORS IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THE MAYHEM REQUIRED RIDING IN A SPECIAL GIMBLE MOUNTED SIMULATOR >> THERE IS NOT A LOT OF MEDIAN TO ACT IN THE GIMBLE >> THE ACT OF HAVING THE DRIVING SIMULATOR RECORDING PART OF THE SYSTEM IS AS WE RECORD THAT MOTION, WE GET TIRE SUSPENSION DYNAMICS AS IT REACTS TO THE TERRAIN AND THE MOVEMENTS IT’S GOING THROUGH >> WHAT WAS IT LIKE SITTING IN THE CARS AND YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING ANYWHERE? >> IT WAS A VERY INTERESTING EXPERIENCE YOU START TO FEEL LIKE MAYBE PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK YOU SPEND 10 HOURS A DAY AT WORK GOING YAH! THEY ARE LIKE CUT EVERYONE IS LIKE — BUT THEN THEY SEE THE MOVIE AND I GET THE LAST LAUGH >> “SPEED RACER” IS BACK >> BEFORE YOU CRUISE DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL MULTIPLEX, WE WANT TO SHOW YOU HOW HOLLYWOOD GETS REVVED UP FOR A SPECIAL EVENT AND ON THE RED CARPET FOR THE “SPEED RACER” HOLLYWOOD PREMIERE >> I’M AT THE NOKIA THEATER IN LOS ANGELES WHERE THE STARS ARE MAKING THEIR WAY UP THE RED CARPET AND THE FANS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE FOR THIS BIG PREMIERE >> HI “SPEED RACERMENT” >> IT LOOKS LIKE I FOUND SOME BIG “SPEED RACER” FANS GO, GO, SPEED RACER! >> WE LOVE THE CARS AND THE MONKEYS >> I’M JUST SO ENTHUSIASTIC RIGHT NOW >> HOW MANY OF YOU WANT TO BE RACERS? >> ME >> SO HOW ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? >> I’M GOOD THANK YOU VERY GOOD >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS PREMIERE TONIGHT? >> I FEEL REALLY EXCITED WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR EVERYONE TO SEE THIS MOVIE FOR A LONG TIME WE HAVE ALL BEEN REALLY PROUD OF IT THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF MYSTERY AROUND WHAT THE FILM IS LIKE WE ALL KNEW IT WAS BRILLIANT WE ALL KNEW WHAT THE BROTHERS WERE DOING WITH THE GRAPHICS, IT WAS INGENIOUS I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED FOR PEOPLE TO SEE IT I FINALLY GET HOW IT’S REALLY AMAZING >> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE ANIMATION SERIES? >> YES, I DID AFTER I HAD GOTTEN TO BERLIN AND GOT THE PART AND EVERYTHING >> IS YOUR CHARACTER A LOT LIKE THAT? >> YOU KNOW, SHE DIDN’T REALLY DO THAT MUCH IN THE SERIES YOU KNOW, THE BROTHERS CREATED A REALLY STRONG TRIXIE I KNOW PEOPLE WHO LOVE THE CARTOON, HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE YES, THAT’S TRIXIE >> TIM ROBBINS, ARE YOU EXCITEED ABOUT THIS PREMIERE TONIGHT? >> I AM REALLY EXCITED I HAVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT IT AND HEARD SUCH GREAT THINGS I’M EXCITED >> DO YOU GET NERVOUS FOR SUSAN? >> YEAH, SURE YOU KNOW, IT’S ALL DONE, THOUGH THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO IT’S NOT LIKE THEATER SHE IS NOT GOING TO FORGET HER LINES IT’S ALL DONE >> TELL ME WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO PLAY REX >> IT WAS FANTASTIC I WENT IN, AUDITIONED FOR SPEED TWO WEEKS LATER I GOT THE CALL I WAS GOING TO BE REX I ALMOST DROVE OFF THE INTERSTATE >> DO THEY HAVE YOUR CHARACTER YET? >> NO, THEY HAVE MY RACE CAR AND MY ROAD CAR THE MACH 5 IS REX’S THE MACH 4 IS THE RACING CAR >> WHAT DO YOU DRIVE IN REAL LIFE? >> I DRIVE A BEAT UP AND BATTERED 9-YEAR-OLD P.T CRUISER >> AT LEAST YOU HAD FUN >> I HAD A GREAT TIME >> DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE? >> I LOVE TRIXIE COME ON, YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR THE GIRLS >> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE ANIMATION SERIES? >> I HAD SEEN THE ANIMATION SERIES WHEN I WAS REALLY, REALLY LITTLE THE SONG LIKE “GO SPEED RACER” IS VERY, VERY CATCHY IT ALWAYS STUCK IN MY HEAD >> HI, TV GUIDE >> LISA, YOU ARE THE BEST DRESSED ON THIS RED CARPET >> THANK GOD I AM >> I BROUGHT THE KIDS >> THAT’S KARINA >> WE LOVE THE DANCERS >> I’M EXCITED ABOUT THE MOVIE >> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE ANIMATION SERIES? >> I DON’T THINK THEY HAVE “SPEED RACER” IN RUSSIA, TO BE HONEST THEY DON’T HAVE THAT IN RUSSIA >> WOW, ALICIA, THAT IS ONE HOT RED CARPET WE’RE EXCITED, THE CELEBS ARE EXCITED, AND WE HOPE YOU’RE AT THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE WE HAVE A LOT MORE EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE FROM THE “SPEED RACER” PREMIERE JUST AHEAD, MORE FROM THE RED CARPET AS EMILE HIRSCH GETS READY FOR AN INTIMATE SCREENING >> I KNOW THERE WILL BE 4,000 PEOPLE IN THE SCREENING >> PLUS WHO WAS CRUSHING WHO ON THE SET? >> I THINK CHRISTINA HAD A HUGE CRUSH ON ME >> IT’S THE CAR MAYBE SHE LOVES THE CAR >> CHRISTINA RICCI TELLS US WHY SHE IS THE HERO’S GIRL

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>> MAKING “SPEED RACER,” HIRSCH GOT TO EXPERIENCE THE WIDE-OPEN SPACES OF GREEN IT’S A LOT OF C.G.I., BUT SO WHAT? SHREDDING TIRES, TEARING UP EARTH AND CANNON BALLING INTO THE ULTIMATE SMASHUP DERBY HAS TO BE A 20-YEAR-OLD LEAD FOOT’S DREAM, RIGHT? >> I’M ACTUALLY A VERY SAFE DRIVER MY FRIENDS EVEN MAKE FUN OF ME THEY SAID I DRIVE LIKE A GRANDMA OR SOMETHING I ALWAYS MAKE EVERYONE PUT THEIR SEAT BELTS ON I DON’T LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO ERRATIC WHEN THEY DRIVE >> OH, SPEED >> SPEED’S WANDERLUST NOT INVOLVING FOUR GEARS AND A WHEEL BOX, TRIXIE CHRISTINA RICCI WHO IS NOW 28 PLAYS THE HERO’S GIRLFRIEND WHO IS NO LESS ACTION PACKED >> I FIGHT I KUNG FU FIGHT THE THING WITH TRIXIE, SHE DOES ALL THESE THINGS, BUT SHE HAS A SPECIAL OUTFIT FOR EACH THING EVEN LIKE WHEN THEY GO TO RACE, LIKE THE BIG RACE DAY, SHE HAS SPECIAL LIKE GOING TO WAR MAKEUP >> HUBBA, HUBBA >> OHH >> MORE LIKE A NANJA >> CHRISTINA HAS, SHALL WE SAY, A NEED FOR SPEED >> I THINK CHRISTINA HAD A HUGE CRUSH ON ME HI A HUGE CRUSH ON CHRISTINA THAT WAS THE MAIN REASON >> BUT DID EMILE BREATHE TOO MANY RACING FUMES? THE CO-STAR CRUSH COULD NOT BE CONFIRMED CHRISTINA THINKS IT’S THE GREEN THAT WENT TO EVERYBODY’S HEAD >> THE WHOLE CAST GOT ALONG REALLY WELL WE ALL KIND OF BONDED IN BEING IN A SOMEWHAT SURREAL EXPERIENCE IT’S STRANGE TO WALK ONSET INTO A BRIGHT GREEN SOUND SET EVERY DAY IT BONDS PEOPLE TOGETHER VERY FAST IT CERTAINLY DID FOR US IT CREATED A FAMILY FEELING AMONGST US ALL >> THE GIRLIEST GIRL EVER BUT ALSO DOING EVERYTHING THE BOYS ARE DOING SHE IS A LITTLE MOD SHE IS MOD WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LIKE FUTURISTIC TWIST THAT’S WHY THE HAIRCUT MY HAIRCUT IS HER HAIRCUT GROWN OUT >> DID YOU JUST CUT IT RECENTLY? >> I DON’T KNOW THEY CUT IT FOR “SPEED RACER.” >> ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP IT THAT WAY NOW? >> NO, I’M GROWING IT OUT >> NOT ONLY DID EMILE HIRSCH WATCH EVERY EPISODE OF “SPEED RACER” TO GET READY FOR HIS ROLE, HE HUNG OUT WITH JIMMIE JOHNSON TO GET READY FOR HIS ROLE >> I’M NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS IN CASE IT TANKS IT’S NOT GOING TO TANK >> HOW ARE YOU FEELING RIGHT NOW? >> PLUS WHO IS THE EMOTIONALLY COMPLEX MASKED MAN? >> HE IS OPERATING AT A REALLY, REALLY DEEP LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE >> AND MATTHEW FOX GETS DEEP >> HI, EVERYONE, I’M ADRIANNA

COSTA WELCOME BACK TO TV GUIDE’S BIG MOVIE PREMIERE FOR WARNER BROTHER’S “SPEED RACER.” NOW IT’S TIME TO MEET THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK MATTHEW FOX IS REX >> WE’LL MAKE OUR MOVE >> IT’S REALLY ALL ABOUT THE MATERIAL FOR ME I’M NOT OPPOSED TO DOING ANY TYPE OF GENRE I JUST LOVE STORIES, SO IT REALLY COMES DOWN TO FIRST AND FOREMOST THE SCRIPT AND THEN OBVIOUSLY THE OTHER PEOPLE INVOLVED IN IT >> FROM LAUNCHING HIS TV CAREER ON “PARTY OF FIVE” TO BIG SCREEN SUCCESS IN “WE ARE MARSHALL,” IT’S NICE TO SEE FOX PUT VARIETY INTO HIS WORK AFTER FOUR SEASONS STRANDED ON A MYSTERIOUS ISLAND IN “LOST,” HE IS CROSSING OVER TO PLAY A MYSTERIOUS RACE CAR DRIVER >> I HAVE HAD THIS EXPERIENCE WHERE I AM WORKING ON “LOST” AND I START TO IMAGINE THIS OTHER WORLD AND GET INTO THIS OTHER CHARACTER TO BE DOING CHARACTERS THAT ARE VERY DIFFERENT AND IN DIFFERENT WORLDS IS EXCITING >> MATTHEW FOX STRIPPED AWAY HIS “LOST” CHARACTER AND BUCKLED UP FOR HIS ROLE IN “SPEED RACER” AS THE OMINOUS RACER X >> TO BE THE BEST IF THEY DON’T DESTROY HIM FIRST >> IT WAS SO CLEAR CUT THAT HIS VOICE WAS PART OF HIS DISGUISE THAT THE MAN WHEN HE — WHEN HE’S NOT IN THE SUIT PROBABLY IS NOT AS MONOTONE AND RHYTHMIC IN THE WAY THAT HE SPEAKS >> THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL EVER STOP THESE PEOPLE IS TO BRING THEM TO JUSTICE >> THIS IS NOT JUST A GUY THAT’S WALKING AROUND HE IS WORKING FOR THIS ORGANIZATION THAT IS TRYING TO STOP CORRUPTION THERE IS LIFE AND DEATH AT STAKE FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT IT NOT BE REVEALED WHO HE IS YOU KNOW, WE WENT TO WORK IN THE GYM I THINK AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS, THEY WERE LIKE MAN, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO DO EVERYTHING DO YOU WANT TO DO EVERYTHING? I WAS LIKE ABSOLUTELY SEE, I THINK EVERYBODY WAS PRETTY FIRED UP THAT THEY THOUGHT I COULD DO IT I THINK IT’S LOOKING REALLY GOOD NEVER HAVE I EVER PLAYED ANYTHING WHERE I SORT OF DROP INTO THE CHARACTER WHEN I PUT THE SUIT ON THE FACT THAT NOBODY CAN SEE WHERE YOU’RE LOOKING, THERE IS A CERTAIN POWER THAT KIND OF COMES ALONG WITH THAT IT’S REALLY BEEN REALLY FUN TO DO >> IT’S GOING TO BE VERY GOOD >> NO HE’S GOING TO BE THE BEST >> IT’S TIME TO MAKE ANOTHER PIT STOP WITH ALICIA DAVIS ON THE RED CARPET AT “SPEED RACER’S” HOLLYWOOD PREMIERE >> THIS IS THE BIGGEST DAMN THING EVER I HAVE SEEN THE BIGGEST CARNIVAL I HAVE EVER SEEN >> THIS IS A BIG CARNIVAL >> BETTER THAN THE ROCKING PLANES AND THE TILT-A-WHIRL >> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEING IN ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVIES OF THE SUMMER? >> WE’LL SEE I’M NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN CASE IT TANKS IT’S NOT GOING TO TANK >> TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE PART OF MAKING THIS FILM >> JUST THE PEOPLE IN IT GETTING TO KNOW THE BROTHERS WE HAD A GREAT TIME EVERYBODY WORKED REAL HARD WE HAD A GOOD TIME DOING IT >> HAD YOU EVER SEEN THE ANIMATION SERIES BEFORE MAKING THIS FILM? >> OH, SURE, YEAH, WHEN I WAS A KID, YEAH IT WAS REALLY DIFFERENT FROM ANYTHING ELSE THAT HAD BEEN OUT THERE >> SO THEY DIDN’T HAVE TO ASK YOU TWICE? >> NO, I JUMPED ON IT THEY SAID “SPEED RACER,” WACHOWSKI BROTHERS I THOUGHT THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD >> WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO TONIGHT? >> I HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE I HAVE ONLY SEEN THE TRAILERS

AND THE ROUGH CUT THE BROTHERS MADE WHEN WE WERE FILMING THIS IS THRILLING I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE >> TELL ME ABOUT THIS PREMIERE FOR YOU >> THIS IS REALLY EXCITING I GOT INTO THIS MOVIE WITH HIGH HOPES AND HIGH EXPECTATIONS I SAW THE MOVIE LAST WEEK IT ACTUALLY WENT ABOVE AND BEYOND MY ALREADY HIGH EXPECTATIONS THERE IS A LOT OF PRESS ABOUT IT, BUT WHEN PEOPLE SEE THIS, THEY WILL BE REALLY EXCITED >> BIG NIGHT FOR YOU HOW ARE YOU FEELING RIGHT NOW? >> REALLY EXCITED >> FEELING GREAT HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE YOUR OWN DOLL? >> OH, WOW, COOL >> CHECK IT OUT >> IT FEELS ABOUT SIX OUNCES >> WHAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW? >> I’M JUST VERY EXCITED FOR PEOPLE TO SEE THE MOVIE I KNOW THERE IS GOING TO BE 4,000 PEOPLE IN THE THEATER I’M JUST EXCITED FOR THEM ALL TO SEE THE MOVIE, REALLY THAT’S WHAT I’M THINKING ABOUT I KNOW THERE IS A TON OF KIDS IN THERE I CAN’T WAIT JUST TO SEE THEIR REACTION WHEN THEY WATCH IT >> ADRIANNA, THEY RAISED THAT CHECKERED FLAG I THINK WE DID OK IN THE HOMESTRETCH BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU THAT’S ONE HECK OF A RACE I’M ALICIA DAVIS, AND THAT’S A WRAP >> COMING UP, SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW “SPEED RACER.” >> I CAN TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT ALL THE BUTTONS ON THE STEERING WHEELS DO I HAVE NEVER FORGOTTEN IT >> PLUS JOHN GOODMAN AND SUSAN SARANDON, WHAT GOT THEM TO JOIN THE “SPEED RACER” CAST? HERE AT THIS MODERN DAY WATERING HOLE, THIS URBAN SERENGETI, IT’S MAN MEETS REPTILE GECKO: SO LUCY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? LUCY: JUST A LITTLE ONLINE SHOPPING YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT GEICO.COM, GET A FREE RATE QUOTE IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE YOU CAN BUY ONLINE, OVER THE PHONE OR AT YOUR LOCAL GEICO OFFICE COOL! REMARKABLE UH NO! HELP! GECKO: DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING? NATURE EXPERT: WHOA! VO: GEICO. 15 MINUTES COULD SAVE YOU 15% OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE ♪ ♪ [ Female Announcer ] LENSCRAFTERS HAS THE PRESCRIPTION SUNGLASSES THAT REFLECT YOU ♪ ♪ SO YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO, AND LOOK GOOD DOING IT ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ WITH A GREAT SELECTION AND THE LATEST STYLES, STARTING AT JUST $139.95 LENSCRAFTERS OPEN YOUR EYES S-S-SO C-C-COLD LISTEN, IF, IF I DON’T MAKE IT– HOLD ON YOU’RE GONNA MAKE IT JUST… HOLD HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY M? IT’S CALLED SHRINKAGE NEW M&M’s ICE CREAM TREATS (Mary) WE’RE LOOKING FOR EVERYONE WHO HASN’T TRIED HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS! IT’S BREAKFAST TIME! WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME? YEAH! A LITTLE SWEET A LITTLE CRUNCHY GREAT! THIS IS VERY GOOD I LIKE THIS (Sherry) WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT’S IN THIS STUFF? (Sherry) IT’S THE PERFECT COMBINATION OF CRISPY FLAKES, CRUNCHY OAT CLUSTERS AND JUST A TOUCH OF HONEY IN EVERY SPOONFUL I GUESS I’LL GET THE MILK! (cow moos) ONE SPOONFUL IS ALL IT TAKES! I’D LIKE TO TEAR INTO A GRILLED CHEESE AND NIBBLE OUT THE MIDDLE I WANNA GO CRAZY WITH A HOT PASTRAMI ON RYE WE ARE SO BAD I’M GONNA LOSE MYSELF IN A CHICKEN PHILLY WITH WARM SOFT FLATBREAD, MELTED CHEESE, PEPPERS, ONIONS, AND A CREAMY CHEDDAR SAUCE IT’S A NEW FLATBREAD MELT FROM LEAN CUISINE THERE’S MORE IN THE FREEZER FREEZER (announcer) NEW FLATBREAD MELTS FROM LEAN CUISINE (woman) PROTECTING THESE GUYS FROM GERMS IS A SERIOUS JOB SO I DON’T USE OUST SURFACE AND AIR I CHOOSE LYSOL DISINFECTANT SPRAY OUST IS ONLY APPROVED TO KILL 16 TYPES OF VIRUSES AND BACTERIA LYSOL KILLS 46 AND THAT INCLUDES THE LEADING CAUSE OF THE COMMON COLD, RHINOVIRUS WHICH OUST IS NOT APPROVED TO KILL FOR ME, THERE’S ONLY LYSOL PLUS MY PEDIATRICIAN RECOMMENDS IT [ Male Announcer ] SO APPARENTLY A HOTEL WASHED THEIR LINENS

IN THE NEW LAVENDER LILAC SCENT FROM GAIN TO HELP THEIR GUESTS RELAX A LITTLE [ door opens ] I GUESS WITH GAIN’S LAVENDER LILAC SCENT, RELAXING MOMENTS CAN BE AWKWARD MOMENTS, TOO NEW GAIN LAVENDER LILAC MOMENT DETERGENT COULD YOU USE A MOMENT? >> WE’RE BACK AT THE LONG BEACH GRAND PRIX TV GUIDE NETWORK’S BIG MOVIE PREMIERE OF “SPEED RACER.” AND “SPEED RACER” IS PACKED WITH BUMPER TO BUMPER CARS AND NONE ARE BETTER THAN THE MOM AND POP SPEED RACER >> THE FANCY MACHINES >> 32 CAMERAS >> WE’LL DO IT WITH 32 COME ON, LET’S GO >> BASICALLY IT’S JUST INTEGRATING AS A FAMILY AND STAYING TOGETHER THAT’S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THEIR LIVES >> JOHN GOODMAN, THE CLASSIC TV DAD ON “ROSEANNE” IS FATHER OF SPEED RACER A VETERAN OF THE MOVIES, HE IS RIGHT AT HOME IN THE ENVIRONS OF THE WACHOWSKI DUO >> WHAT FLASHED IN MY MIND IS THERE WOULD BE A LOT OF ACTION AND ALSO NEW WAYS OF LOOKING AT THIS THEY HAVE GOT A VERY UNIQUE STYLE, TO SAY THE LEAST >> I’M GLAD SOMEONE’S DOING IT REINVENTING THINGS >> AS THE RACERS’ DEVOTED MATE REMARK, THE VENERABLE SUSAN SARANDON >> I WANT TO YOU DO SOME OF THE THINGS YOU DO YOU JUST TAKE MY BREATH AWAY >> COUNT HER AS ONE MORE FAN OF THE WACHOWSKI SINGULAR STYLE BUT DON’T PEG HER AS A “SPEED RACER” HISTORIAN >> WERE YOU A FAN? 5U I DIDN’T WATCH TV GROWING UP MY KIDS KIND OF MISSED IT THEY WENT STRAIGHT TO “SOUTH PARK” AND “THE SIMPSONS” AND ALL THAT WE WERE A HUGE FAN OF “THE MATRIX.” >> THE OSCAR WINNER CAN CARRY A MOVIE BY HERSELF HOWEVER, SHE DOES GO GREAT WITH GREEN EVEN IF BY HER OWN CONFESSION SHE IS A TECHNO CLUTZ >> I’M REALLY BAD WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS I’M A LUDDITE WHEN IT COMES TO TECHNOLOGY I ONLY LEARNED TO TEXT RECENTLY I’M MOVING ALONG SLOWLY MY FEELING IS I HAVE TOO MUCH INFORMATION AS IT IS I CAN’T DEAL WITH HAVING EMAILS >> NOW YOU KNOW HOW LIFE ON A MOVIE SET IS ALL GRUELING SCHEDULES AND BACK-BREAKING HOURS, WHATEVER ON THE “SPEED RACER” SET IN GERMANY, THEY MAKE TIME FOR FAMILY, PETS, AND A ROCK SHOW OR TWO >> BERLIN IS VERY COOL, VERY COOL AND I HAD MY FAMILY, I HAD MY BOYS WITH ME AT VARIOUS TIMES, AND MY PUPPY I SAW MOD EVIDENT MOUSE WHEN THEY WERE PLAYING THERE OH, YEAH, THERE WAS A LOT HAPPENING THERE TY SMITH HAD A CONCERT THERE PEOPLE WERE ABLE TO TAKE TRIPS ON THE WEEKENDS TO DIFFERENT PLACES WE HAD A GOOD TIME >> FROM THE MOMENT FANS LEARNED “SPEED RACER” WAS FINALLY COMING TO THE BIG SCREEN, THEY HAVE NOT STOPPED BUZZING WITH EXCITEMENT JOEL SILVER HAS CALLED “SPEED RACER’S” LOOK RETROFUTURE WHEN THE ORIGINAL JAPANESE TELEVISION SERIES CAME TO THE UNITED STATES BACK IN 1967, ITS UNIQUE ANIMATION STYLE WAS MODERN FOR THE TIME THAT 1960’S CARTOON WAS INSPIRED BY TWO FILMS OF THE ERA, “GOLDFINGER” AND “VIVA LAS VEGAS.” WITH ITS FLASHY INFLUENCES AND GO-GO ACTION, THE TV VERSION PROVED TO BE A HIT AND AN ALL-TIME FAVORITE 40 YEARS LATER, “SPEED RACER” IS TRANSFORMED FROM A KID FRIENDLY SMALL SCREEN SERIES INTO THE NEXT BIG BLOCKBUSTER FOR ALL AGES WE CAUGHT UP WITH SOME HARD CORE FANS AT COMICON TO TALK ABOUT “SPEED RACER” THEN AND NOW >> ONE OF THOSE SHOWS WHEN I WAS LITTLE I USED TO SIT DOWN EVERY MORNING AND WATCH CARTOONS >> I COULD TELL YOU WHAT ALL THE BUTTONS ON THE STEERING WHEEL DO TO THIS DAY EXACTLY WHAT BRINGS OUT THE BUZZ SAWS, WHAT MAKES THE CAR GO UP, HOW YOU TURN ON THE UNDERWATER APPARATUS, ALL THAT STUFF JUST TALKING ABOUT IT BROUGHT BACK BEING A LITTLE KID AGAIN I KNOW I’M GOING TO GO OPENING NIGHT >> EVEN TODAY MY FAVORITE NUMBER IS NUMBER FIVE BECAUSE OF THAT CAR IT’S A GREAT STORY PETER FERNANDEZ WAS ONE OF THE FEW VOICE ACTORS THAT TOOK A CHARACTER AND HUMANIZED HIM IN A WAY THAT HE WAS WAY MORE THAN A CARTOON >> PETER HERNANDEZ WAS ON HAND TO AUTOGRAPH THE COLLECTION “SPEED RACER, GO, GO, GO.” HE WASN’T JUST THE VOICE BEHIND THE WHEEL >> I DID THE SCRIPTS AND DIRECTED IT I CAST MYSELF IN THE BEST

PARTS, SPEED AND RACER X I DID SPEED’S VOICE IN MY NORMAL VOICE THEN AND PUT MY VOICE DOWN FOR RACER X NOW I SOUND LIKE RACER X I HAVE TO SAY COME ON, TRIXIE, LET’S GO TO SOUND LIKE SPEED THIS MAY SOUND CORNY, BUT IT’S ONE OF THE FEW ANIMATED SERIES THAT HAS FAMILY VALUES AND I THINK THAT’S MADE IT SOMEWHAT ENDEARING OVER THE YEARS TO PEOPLE LAST SUMMER, THEY FLEW ME OVER TO GERMANY TO DO TWO LINES IN THE FILM I WILL BE VERY CURIOUS TO SEE IF THE TWO LINES ARE STILL IN THERE I’M RATHER ANXIOUS TO SEE IT >> ONE PLACE WE ARE SURE TO GET PETER IS ON THE NEWLY RELEASED D.V.D. OF “SPEED RACER, THE NEXT GENERATION.” HE LENDS HIS VOICE >> BECAUSE YOU WERE SADDLED WITH THE NAME OF THE WORLD’S MOST FAMOUS RACER OR ARE YOU IN THIS FOR MONEY AND FAME? >> THIS MOVIE IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE “SPEED RACER” REVIVAL BUCKLE UP BECAUSE “SPEED RACER, THE NEXT GENERATION, THE ANIMATED SERIES” IS COMING TO THE SCREEN SOON >> YOU’RE THE NEW GUY, RIGHT? I’M CONNOR WHAT’S YOUR NAME? >> SPEED >> LIKE SPEED RACER? >> YEAH >> NO WAY >> FROM THE LOOKS OF THE FINAL CUT, “SPEED RACER” IS SURE TO APPEAL TO FANS OLD AND NEW COMING UP, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CELEBRITIES REALLY LIVE TOO FAST? >> THIS IS OUR EXCLUSIVE NOBODY ELSE GETS TO GET IN THE CAR, RIGHT? >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> PLUS “SPEED RACER” GETS A NEW YORK RED CARPET TREATMENT SunnyD HAS BEEN BOTTLING SUNSHINE SINCE 1964 SO WE’RE GOING ON THE ROAD TO CELEBRATE WITH FAMILIES EVERYWHERE TODAY, WE’RE IN SAN DIEGO TO SPREAD A LITTLE SUNSHINE WITH OUR FANS WHO ELSE WANTS SunnyD? I GREW UP WITH SunnyD NOW I BUY IT FOR MY FAMILY WOW, I DIDN’T KNOW THEY HAD AN ORANGE-STRAWBERRY FLAVOR IT’S GREAT! SunnyD HAS A DELICIOUS, SUN-CHARGED CITRUSY TASTE, PLUS VITAMIN C MAKE EVERY DAY A SUNNY DAY WITH SunnyD BOTTLING SUNSHINE SINCE 1964 MELISSA! HI! WOW! DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT? YEAH, AND I LOST CALCIUM AND VITAMIN D Announcer: SOMETIMES CUTTING CALORIES CAN MEAN CUTTING NUTRITION NOW THERE’S NEW 0% PLUS FROM LIGHT & FIT WE’VE REMOVED THE FAT, REMOVED CALORIES, BUT KEPT ESSENTIAL NUTRIENTS LIKE CALCIUM AND VITAMINS D AND B2. PLUS, THERE’S 50% MORE DELICIOUS FRUIT MMMM. YOU’VE NEVER TASTED LIGHT YOGURT LIKE THIS NEW 0% PLUS FROM LIGHT & FIT NOW THERE’S A SUNBLOCK THAT KEEPS WORKING, SO WE CAN KEEP PLAYING [ Female Announcer ] NEW AVEENO CONTINUOUS PROTECTION IS SHOWN TO MAINTAIN PROTECTION LONGER, AND IT’S THE FIRST SUNBLOCK RECOGNIZED BY THE AMERICAN ACADEMY OF DERMATOLOGY WE COULD BE HERE A WHILE [ Female Announcer ] NEW AVEENO CONTINUOUS PROTECTION ♪ HOT POCKETS! ♪ WAIT, I HAVE TO GET THE STUFF ON MY MOM’S LIST “WHILE I’M GONE, NO JUNK FOOD.” REAL CHEESE ZERO TRANS FAT SHOPPING’S EASY! TASTY HOT POCKETS BRAND SANDWICHES YOU’LL LOVE THEM SO WILL YOUR KIDS ( ding ) ♪ HOT POCKETS! ♪ OUCH! OW! OOPS! INTRODUCING NEO TO GO!®

READY. AIM. PROTECT NOW NEOSPORIN® GIVES YOU GERM-KILLING, INFECTION-PROTECTION ANYWHERE NEW NEO TO GO!® EVERY CUT, EVERY TIME, EVERYWHERE >> I’M ADRIANNA COSTA AT THE GRAND PRIX IN LONG BEACH WITH MORE OF TV GUIDE’S LOOK AT “SPEED RACER.” EMILE HIRSCH AND MATTHEW FOX PRETEND TO BE RACERS ON THE BIG SCREEN, BUT OUT HERE DRIVERS ARE FINDING OUT FIRSTHAND WHAT IT’S LIKE TO FEEL THE NEED FOR SPEED “SPEED RACER” MADE ITS PRESENCE FELT AT CALIFORNIA’S MOST FAMOUS RACING WEEKEND YOKOHAMA TIRES HELPED WITH THE HYPE BY TRICKING OUT THEIR RACE CAR TO LOOK LIKE MACH 5 AND THE CAST CAME OUT TO ADD SOME STAR POWER TO ALL THAT HORSEPOWER THEY EVEN SIGNED THE DRIVERS’ RACE SUITS FOR A CHARITY AUCTION LATER IN THE DAY, EMILE HIRSCH AND MATTHEW FOX SERVED AS CO-GRAND MARSHALS OF THE AMERICAN LE MANS SERIES RACE >> DRIVERS, START YOUR ENGINES! >> IT’S GREAT, AWESOME >> I’M A RACE FAN SO GETTING A CHANCE TO BE DOWN HERE ON THE TRACK AS THE CARS ARE GETTING ON THE GRID, IT’S AWESOME >> THE MOVIE’S CAST WEREN’T THE ONLY STARS OUT AT THESE B SIDE RACES PLENTY OF OTHER CELEBRITIES SHOWED UP TO RELEASE THEIR INNER SPEED RACER DREW LACHAY, ERIC DICKERSON, WILLIAM FICKNER WERE AMONG THE STARS REVVING UP FOR THE 32ND ANNUAL CHARITY CAR RACE >> I ACTUALLY SAW YOU UP THERE AND I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS YOU YOU HAVE THE WHOLE THING GOING ON >> YOU PUT ON THIS JUMP SUIT AND YOU TOTALLY FEEL LEGIT THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO IT YOU STRAP YOURSELF INTO THE CAR HOPEFULLY BECOMING ONE WITH THE CAR AND GOING OUT THERE AND DOING YOUR BEST >> WHAT’S YOUR BIGGEST FEAR IN THE RACE? >> WRECKING WRECKING AND COMING IN LAST >> WHICH ONE MORE? >> PROBABLY COMING IN LAST PLACE >> “SPEED RACER” IS COMING OUT IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS HAS IT BEEN A HUGE THING FOR YOU ALWAYS? >> ABSOLUTELY GROWING UP, “SPEED RACER” CARTOONS EVERY BOY GROWS UP WANTING TO GO FAST WHETHER ON YOUR BIKE OR WHATEVER, YOU ALWAYS WANT TO RACE >> IN THIS SPORT, THE SOUND GETS ON YOUR NERVES A LITTLE BIT >> NO, IT GETS ON YOUR NERVES A LOT IT’S LIKE A SWARM OF MOSQUITOES THAT ARE REALLY PISSED OFF >> COULD I REALLY GET A TOUR OF YOUR CAR? THAT WOULD BE AWESOME THIS IS YOUR — OBVIOUSLY YOUR HELMET YOU HAVE TO WEAR >> THIS IS MY HELMET IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS, YES, IT DOES HAVE MY LAST NAME IN THE BACK >> THIS IS NOT LIKE ANY CRAZY, DELUXE MERCEDES INSIDE IT’S PRETTY LIKE STANDARD >> IT’S PRETTY STANDARD I DON’T HAVE MY G.P.S. MORE MY BOSE SYSTEM, BUT IT HAS WHAT IT NEEDS IT IS EQUIPPED WITH ROLL CAGES AND A KILL SWITCH FOR THE ENGINE JUST IN CASE THE ENGINE IS ON FIRE IT HAS A SUPER CHARGED ENGINE, NEW EXHAUST, EVERYTHING A NICE SPOILER THAT WILL KEEP THE CAR GROUNDED THE CAR IS ACTUALLY LOWER IT HAS A DIFFERENT SUSPENSION IT’S EQUIPPED WITH FIVE SEAT BELTS THAT ARE MEANT TO STRAP YOU IN THE CHAIR AND NOT TO MOVE THE ONLY THING THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE MOVING ARE YOUR ARMS >> THIS IS OUR EXCLUSIVE NOBODY ELSE GETS TO GET IN THE CAR, RIGHT? THIS IS OUR EXCLUSIVE >> I GOT RESPECT FOR YOU GUYS OVER THERE AT TV GUIDE >> THE REST OF THE CELEBS MIGHT KNOW THE WAY AROUND THE INSIDE OF THEIR CARS, BUT WHAT ABOUT THEIR WAY AROUND THE TRACK? >> HOW DID IT GO OUT THERE? >> IT WENT WELL I STARTED OFF SEVENTH I ENDED UP FOURTH I PASSED A COUPLE OF PEOPLE IT WAS A LOT OF FUN I JUST COULDN’T MAKE UP THE TIME ON THE PEOPLE IN THE FRONT THEY WERE JUST TOO GOOD TODAY >> I WANT TO SEE HIM COME OUT OF THIS UNSCATHED I THOUGHT HE DID WELL I JUST THOUGHT THE OTHER PEOPLE IN FRONT OF HIM WERE JUST AS GOOD AND HE COULDN’T CATCH UP >> IN THE END, IT WAS ESPN’S PIT REPORTER JAMIE LITTLE WHO WON THE CHECKERED FLAG BUT ALL THE DRIVERS SHOWED THEY HAD WHAT IT TAKES TO BE SPEED RACER, AT LEAST FOR A DAY COMING UP, NOW EVERYONE CAN GET

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MOVIE OVER AND OVER, BUT WHAT ABOUT BRINGING SOMETHING HOME WITH YOU? >> MATTEH IS PRODUCING OVER 150 DIFFERENT “SPEED RACER” PRODUCTS JUST FOR THE MOVIE, COVERING A WHOLE RANGE FROM HOT WHEELS, BARBIE, UNO, RADICO, FUNKEYS WE WE WERE FIRST BROUGHT IN FROM WARNER BROTHERS, THEY SHOWED US SOME INCREDIBLE IMAGERY, WHAT THE WACHOWSKIS WANTED TO CREATE FOR THE “SPEED RACER” MOVIE EVER SINCE THEN WE FELL IN LOVE WITH IT AND IT’S BEEN A 14-MONTH PROCESS TO GET TO WHERE WE ARE TODAY WITH BIG BLOCKBUSTER MOVIES, WE ARE GIVEN DATES THAT WE HAVE TO BE ON THE SHELF WITH THIS BIG PROJECT, WE PUT EVERYTHING WE COULD ON IT WE SPED UP THE TIME LINE SO WE COULD MAKE GREAT TOYS BUT ALSO HIT THE DATES FOR OUR MOVIE THIS IS THE “SPEED RACER” HOT WHEELS TRACK SET THIS IS TAKEN FROM ONE OF KIND OF THE SCENES THAT WE SEE IN THE MOVIE I WON’T GIVE THAT SCENE AWAY BUT CARS JUMP UP IN THE AIR AND DO PHENOMENAL THINGS WHAT THIS SET ALLOWS US TO DO IS RACE CARS AROUND THE TRACK, CRASH THEM, JUMP THEM HIGH IN THE AIR, THEN BACK DOWN TO THE FUNNEL TO ULTIMATELY RACE ALL THE WAY AROUND AGAIN THIS IS THE “SPEED RACER” HOT RACER RACE-AROUND HELMET THIS GIVES KIDS THE ABILITY TO LOOK LIKE AND ACT LIKE SPEED RACER WHEN YOU PUT IT ON, IT HAS ALL KINDS OF DIFFERENT SOUNDS >> LET’S MOVE >> FROM THE MOVIE YOU HAVE YOUR MECHANIC TALKING TO YOU IN THE EAR THERE IS ALSO A MOTION SENSOR WHEN YOU TURN LEFT, IT FEELS LIKE YOU ARE ALSO TURNING LEFT AS RIGHT WHEN YOU TURN RIGHT, IT IS ALSO TURNING RIGHT WITH YOU WHAT’S GREAT ABOUT THE MACH 6 IN THE MOVIE OF COURSE IS IT DOES EVERYTHING FOR SPEED AND HELPS HIM FEND OFF EVIL AND HIS ADVERSARIES WE FURNISHED THIS MACH 6 WITH EVERY SINGLE GADGET SPEED HAS AT HIS DISPOSAL THESE FUNKEYS YOU PLUG THEM INTO A U.S.B. HUB EACH INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER HELPS UNLOCK A NEW WORLD OF GAMES AND EXPLORING GIVING KIDS THE ABILITY TO FANTASIZE AND BE ABLE TO GO INTO THE MOVE THEMSELVES WE’RE GLAD THAT OUR PRODUCTS HELP TO DO THAT >> PRODUCT OVERLOAD, THERE IS NO SUCH THING I WANT ONE OF EVERYTHING STAY TUNED BECAUSE THERE IS MUCH MORE HIGH-SPEED ANTICS AND FAMILIAR FACES, AS WE GIVE YOU EVERYTHING “SPEED RACER.” COMING UP, MONKEY TALK, AND EAST COAST VERSUS WEST COAST (announcer) IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING, LUNESTA CAN GIVE YOU A GREAT NIGHT: 7-8 RESTFUL HOURS OF SLEEP BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT A LUNESTA NIGHT CAN HELP GIVE YOU A GREAT MORNING? A MORNING REFRESHED, RECHARGED YOU MIGHT EVEN WAKE SO RESTED, YOU’LL FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE DAY SPECIAL CLASS, TODAY WE’RE GOING TO MAKE SOME MUSIC! (announcer) LUNESTA HELPS YOU FALL ASLEEP QUICKLY, SO TAKE IT RIGHT BEFORE BED BE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST EIGHT HOURS TO DEVOTE TO SLEEP BEFORE BECOMING ACTIVE UNTIL YOU KNOW HOW YOU’LL REACT TO LUNESTA, YOU SHOULD NOT DRIVE OR OPERATE MACHINERY DO NOT TAKE LUNESTA WITH ALCOHOL CALL YOUR DOCTOR RIGHT AWAY IF AFTER TAKING LUNESTA YOU WALK, DRIVE, EAT OR ENGAGE IN OTHER ACTIVITIES WHILE ASLEEP IN RARE CASES SEVERE ALLERGIC REACTIONS CAN OCCUR MOST SLEEP MEDICINES CARRY SOME RISK OF DEPENDENCY SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE UNPLEASANT TASTE, HEADACHE, DROWSINESS AND DIZZINESS ONE, TWO, THREE! (announcer) WHY WAIT ANOTHER NIGHT? ASK YOUR DOCTOR HOW A LUNESTA NIGHT’S SLEEP CAN HELP YOU WAKE THIS REFRESHED LUNESTA A GREAT TOMORROW STARTS TONIGHT I FIRST SAW THIS ONE WHEN I WAS TRAVELING THROUGH PRAGUE ♪ DISCO MUSIC♪ CAVEMAN VO: GEICO PROBABLY THINKS THIS IS EASY TOO DANCING IS GOOD EXERCISE ♪ ROCK MUSIC♪ IT WORKS MY GLUTES ♪ ROCK MUSIC♪ CAVEMAN VO: OK AMERICA, I’LL SHOW YA EASY MELISSA! HI!

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