The world that you see will not remain the same Close your eyes for a moment and it will soon be 2017 The year when petrol prices rocketed sky high People who used cars reduced drastically It was a time when people used their cars once a while When a group of drunkards walk around with their hands around the other when one of them stumbles, all the others fall too Similarly, the nations dependant on Petrol started to tumble Fist fights, Burglary, Kidnapping and drug mafia were on the rise International ties were cut Think about this scenario Do you think anyone would be fair in such a world? Won’t we go extremes, just for money? And so, such is the year 2020 Could be recession or whatever The time God failed to save the world Back then, there were only 2 types of stooges One, who took the hard way to earn money And the other, who earned money illegally Deivanayagam falls in the second category Don of drug smuggling He is the most important among the most dreaded Don’t you underestimate me! The whole world knows that Deiva is an international business man He made millions by smuggling cocaine for 27 years And by his side is Kaali Deiva’s driver Trustworthy He worships and admires Deiva Nayagam You ruled this business, like a boss, for 27 years – I wonder who is going to be your successor? – What? Succeed me? Then, Devia’s right hand PAI. Pai is like an angel to Deiva He is everything to Deiva Starting with money laundering Need to purchase groceries Even Deiva Nayagam couldn’t escape the curse of 2020 His market started to shrink The police surveillance increased His recent smuggling operation too was Police got them? He could neither buy nor sell drugs And so all the doors in his business started closing one after the other Finally, he found himself standing at the last door The last set of Cocaine he possessed
– 4 kilos – If this is lost I’ll have to bid goodbye We shall deliver it at any cost – How? – And Pai says I know a guy His name is ‘Marundhu’ His thoughts are innovative – He will somehow deliver it – His name is ‘Marundhu’ I’m famous by the name ‘Scientist’ A name he acquired with his academics A genius who has set up a laboratory inside a pharmacy especially for the criminals Switching TV channels in Africa, with a remote here that’s his latest invention The only person he trusts in this world is Pai I trust you on this. I’ll hand over the stuff to Marundhu Make sure he doesn’t mess it up Yes, pull it further! I have a bigger deal in 2 months With the Chinese I’m left with just 4 kilos of cocaine You have to deliver it to the Chinese If the police lay their hands on this I have to wind up this business and look for an alternative How can I help it? Do whatever you can The deal with the Chinese, is a very important one for me I must have strong hold in this field and I bet on you So, your innovative thought is to smuggle the stuff in the car? Nominate this guy for Oscar award No The idea is not to smuggle using the car The car is the stuff Yes, the car is the stuff To increase the demand for cocaine he mixed it with strawberry flavor and painted the whole car with it In order to separate the cocaine from the car’s paint he invented a special solution as well It’s awesome He prepared it in a way that even sniffer dogs couldn’t trace it With this flashy candy colour Won’t it attract attention on the road? It will draw unwanted attention Very good question This Friday, the Hyderabad highway is hosting a Vintage car rally All you have to do is Ask the Chinese to collect the car at the rally This won’t look unique amongst other cars You are a vintage scientist Tell Kaali to collect the car from Marundhu on Wednesday No – Kaali won’t be doing it this time – Why? – Why? Kaali is one amongst us He has completed many tasks in a precise manner And on the top of it It’s about a car Who is a better driver than Kaali? Not just Kaali All men who work under us have a crime record The minute they find out it’s my men they will even start investigating the shit How shall we deal with it? Guys with zero criminal record 2 new guys One with the code name “Pechu” and the other “Watch” A guy who can handle any situation is ‘Pechu’ One who can overcome any hurdle and deliver the stuff on time is.. – ‘Watch’ I gave it a thought What you said is right New guys If they drive carefully, they can even deceive the cops and deliever the stuff as well All that’s fine but will they drive down carefully? Yes. One amongst them can drive the car But how? This isn’t a normal car It’s a vintage car Manual system It’s safe only if driven by a pro If the car gets damaged – the stuff will go for a toss – So? Who is he? Jaguar Jagan alias JUK. Well he is Forget it He is good at driving He has driven costlier car than the ones in these photos Pai, immediately arrange 2 guys – 2 guys? I will take care – And – An acquaintance of Kaali will join – Why do you want to add more people? With the guys I arrange Pai, do what I say Summon Mangalam I need to meet all three guys by the end of the day A. Mangalam Proprietor R.Mangalam, Manager Center of homicide An employment exchange for goons If you murder 11 guys We can send you to America for a project Tell me Pai A witty guy? and A skillful guy? Jung is the watch Jangulingam He finishes all his task in one hour advance Awesome! In the remaining hour Plays with fire marbles I will tell you how such stories kick-off To begin with The narrator of the story My name is Jil Naan’JIL’ Shivaji I’m Pechu You don’t need my past
My future, even I can’t rely on it But I’m obliged to narrate this story Situation may change in accordance with obligation But obligation mustn’t change even if situation changes Who am I? What’s my obligation? What’s my current situation? To explain all these to you That’s amazing! Wow! How did you do that? Baby, shut up! Hold on Teach me the trick It’s a trade secret How can I share? Rs.10,000 Awesome, babe At the right time At the right place It’s worth Millions Baby! Get lost! When? Place? Every round has a minimum bet amount We are allowed only if we meet the minimum criteria When I’m alone, I’ll go for the minimum Now I’m with you We can go for the maximum bet Maximum bet isn’t as easy as you presume It’s a lion’s den Too risky – So – What’s the risk? You’ll play the trick and I’ll win the money Simple Shuffle the card properly All my dad’s curse is on your side It’s not simple None should know that we are partners If you win everytime I shuffle, they will suspect us So, at times I’ll throw you useless cards Don’t bet anything and just forfeit You should raise the stakes only when I tell you to. Got it? and how are you going to do that? Baby? Get lost! This is the signal Get done with it, step out and share the money equally And most importantly Don’t get emotional Stay calm, no matter how much you win Okay? You don’t know me I’m a sophisticated posh gentleman You loser! Are you done? Everything went for a toss? Mr. Mustache? Why do you need to play poker at this age? Stop it It’s annoying To hell with that song! Yeah, buddy! One last game – Play and then leave – Silly boy A bigger bet If you win Everything is yours No thanks. I’ll think I’ll pass Well there it is Guess I doubted right, that if you were a man enough? Let me prove it then! Bring it on! This time, I will shuffle the cards My Mercedes Benz
S class Damn it! The song keeps ringing in the mind! Did you bet such a huge amount on this card? I risked my money trusting you – Why did you continue? – I thought you whistled Lift your head and see you doofus! – I didn’t. It was him – Why are you abusing me? – I came because you asked me to – Yeah right! – I curse myself for doing so! – What about my loss? – So was this all a set up to run away with the money? – No sir – Don’t ask me. Ask him – No uncle, he brought me here It’s him Sir, I’m a small time gambler I have nothing Please spare me If I see you again in this campus – Get lost! – Thank you, uncle.. Bye Where are you running away? Sir, please spare me I’m a decent guy Please Baby!! Get out! Shall I take leave? Bye How dare you betray me? Start counting your days Dad! Of late the blows are getting heavier? Didn’t you see that coming? How dare you doubt me? Why did you mark the cards? Don’t get smart with me! I’m your dad – Understand that! – Daddy – Did I hurt you bad? – No, dad “To complete a daunting task don’t hesitate to take care of the petty tasks” You taught me that Don’t you have to go somewhere? To meet Deiva Bigger task? See you, dad Jil Don’t forget grandpa’s words Start right away. Deiva wants to meet you Deiva?! You mean Deiva sir? Yes, the car is waiting Just start Give me 2 minutes I will get dressed No need. We don’t have time Start immediately 90 seconds? Give me 90 seconds I’ll get dressed It’s my dad’s shirt and so mom got a bit emotional Deiva sir doesn’t compromise on punctuality If you continue this You won’t last long Got it? – Okay. Thanks – Come on – Pai, move aside – Like there is a lot of space in here Come, place him on my lap Get lost you moron Wait I’ll take care of you later Go to the other side Is it so essential now? Okay, I’ll get it Don’t shout Please understand All that matters to me is that the devotional event should go well Greetings, sir. Mangalam sir sent me to visit Deiva sir Wait aside Greetings, sir – What is the task? Murder, kidnap Or land grabbing? – I’m a pro – Shut up and wait there Wonder why he’s so desperate!? Don’t stand there idle. Go fetch the groceries from the car – Why do make us do these petty jobs? – Aren’t you working out? Wait over there Call those dumbos to dispose the consignment in the trunk Deiva,
I was waiting to say this Here, look at this flower vase I pretty much love the art work in it You are an art enthusiast This vase A girl gifted it to me in Bangkok Forget it Do you know something? Out of all my favorite things I rank this flower vase at 8 Really? He is a good man Look how sweet he is We must be gifted to work under him The thing I hate the most How dare you try to sell my stuff And that too to me! Gaja! I’ll get the Rs.80,000 he cheated,from his house Go bring those boys Feel at home What’s your name? – Dead body What? Jaguar Jagan So you are Juk? Yes Are you good at driving? Yes I’m sure you might not know why you all are here But the task you are going to do is very important Millions worth Flavored Cocaine has to be delivered to the Chinese dealer in Hyderabad highway If you are scared you can leave now I’ll offer some compliments for the visit Else if you are ready to do it I will share an address You’ll have to go meet him and get the stuff He will furnish you with further details Got it? Vairam get those compliments No, wait We will do it Please tell the address You fools – What did I ask you to do? – Boss! – You just gestured – Yes What does this mean? When Deiva gestures you understand it Why don’t you understand when I gesture? Come here What does it mean? You want him to be dead See? He joined just today He got it. At least now did you get it? Don’t touch it Why? Because, just now I have painted it with the stuff Why? That’s where I did a demo with the solution, for Deiva Why? Why…Why..Why? He is torturing me like a wife! Look! Your food, car fuel, filling solution is in the car’s trunk You need not drive in the night Without crashing it, without any dent, if you safely Get away Deliver it to the Chinese guy Okay? So Car is the stuff That’s amazing science! Car is the stuff That’s amazing science! Car is the stuff That’s amazing science! Doesn’t it have a radio set? What a blow? He seemed to be nice guy He drastically transformed into a monster I was literally scared to death One should be scared One should be shit scared! I’m disappointed I expected something big. But he assigned a petty task Hello
” To complete a daunting task don’t hesitate to take care of petty tasks ” Daunting task is delivering Deiva’s stuff worth millions What about the petty tasks? Secret of success If I share it with you Won’t you overtake me? Okay – Hello – Yes, dad – Did you join yet? – Yes – Where? – With Deiva – Is it challenging? – Yes, dad I am handling stuff worth millions – I’m on my way to deliver it – Everything safe? Yes, everything is safe – Had your food? – Yes, I did – Do you have it? The asset grandpa gave you? – What? – Are you carrying it with you? – Yes Use it when the need arises – I’ll call after I reach – Safety first Despite growing up you still seemed to be sacred of your father? So all this is just a show off? You don’t know about my dad, do you? Those days, he used to smuggle stuff using fruits He has a different tone to sell only the fruits and and a unique tone to sell the fruits containing the stuff Is that all? Ever heard about my dad? He used to sell ice creams and while people are enjoying the ice cream, he loots their houses Hey, Mr My dad smuggled alcohol in stems like a pro! And my dad kidnapped school kids for heavy ransoms Stop boasting about your ice cream vendor dad! – Don’t you say that.Your dad is so cheap – Do you know what my dad is capable of? – Stop exaggerating – Wait Hello brother I’ve been noticing for long You are very silent Say something Tell me about your dad Tell me Was your dad a Don? Why are you silent? What’s your dad’s name? Answer dude Who is your dad? Looks like he is an international terrorist. Is he? He is more dangerous than him My dad was a bus driver A bus that carried 50 dumbos everyday, from a waste land to another shuttling 20 times across both the waste land He did that for 17 years with no complaints A glimpse of his face is enough One can easily make out that he is leading a boring and irritating life Every man will have a moment that’ll test his limit A moment where the person will regret this boring life and break down But my dad was a bit different In this irritating and never ending bus ride He wanted a thrilling experience Did all the abusing from the transport officer change my dad? No He wasn’t satisfied with it My dad joined as a driver under Deiva One day while he was driving Deiva’s car He noticed an abandoned Vintage car But that wasn’t a normal car A contemporary glamor actress was kidnapped by Rolex Rawther The heroine was hid in the car’s trunk The heroine’s manager dropped the suitcase with money into the car Once Rawther’s men take the money heroine’s manager was supposed to take home the car with the heroine This was the deal But my dad Without knowing all these, my dad stole the car which he loved dearly Money, car and heroine That fellow happily absconded with all three A furious Rawther On seeing Deiva’s car, assumed that Deiva had played spoilsport Then started the enmity between Deiva and Rawther Oh my! What a crook your dad is? The famous affair with the then leading heroine! Was it your dad? My goodness Who is Rawther? Correction Rolex Rawther Both used to be partners in crime Smuggling ivory They parted ways after their Godfather’s demise By gifting a Rolex watch to Rawther Deiva is behind the name of ‘Rolex’ Rawther The deal was not to breach other’s business But Juk’s dad’s set a flame in both their business King of kidnapping Don of petrol mafia Most importantly Arch rival of Deiva I know kidnapping What’s petrol mafia?
There are 3 most valued things in our country Land, gold and thirdly gas Rawther has a superb plan for it He illegally stocks gas Whenever there is a price hike he sells gas in the black market Sounds like an old detective movie’s story line – Old detective movie?! – Yeah! I’m fond of two types of movies Detective action and the seductive action You continue Rawther illegally taps the petrol pumps and hides outside the city in a silo so that none can know it Silo? What’s it? Similar to a water tank You seemed to be faking worse than the ones in the seductive action movies Don’t you believe me? You said it’s hidden so that no one can know Then how do you know it? I’ve waiting for long to work under Deiva To work under him, more than knowing about him I have to know about his enemy Another dry day! Head constable! A pink car? Something fishy A vintage car painted baby pink passes inspector Ishwara Pandian It seeks his attention His adrenaline rushes Immediately he jumps into his car He rushes like a Leopard Start the car Do you watch English movies? I watch Japanese, Korean, African, Naughty American and everything else What American? Naughty American? Not bad You must be a movie buff Movie buff? Kind of! I watched an English movie Just for adult content? Stupid Do you think that’s why people watch English movies? Initially I did watch it for the adult content But there was a good content in it About a butterfly Adult content about butterfly? Dude! I have seen dog, horse and even octopus but adult content with butterfly? This is not adult content So there’s this movie named “Butterfly Effect” It says that Juk, listen! He has spoken enough for the day Now his only attention is on driving Then you listen A butterfly If a butterfly flaps its wings in one direction a chain of incidents follow and if it flaps the other way Juk! Jil! Police! Is this how you drive? Reckless – Ishwara Pandian roars – Sir Nothing serious, sir A cat crossed our way When we tried to evade it, the car skid and hit the tree Are you drunk? – Blow – He is not drunk Blow, Juk What the hell? He is sucking instead of blowing What kind of car is this? – Why is it flashy and pink? – Pink? The furious inspector smells something fishy and his facial muscles constrict Jil replies to calm him down “By the by, myself Jil” Ishwara Pandian Suddenly the brave inspector Ishwara Pandian feels that everything is clear – Are you going for the Hyderabad show? – Yes, sir Okay, drive safe – Clear.. Move – Juk, change the gear Let’s move Push Is this how you drive? Whose is it? Yours? Do you the know the value of this car? Aren’t you going to Hyderabad? It’s very obvious
This is a long route Why is it colored pink? Who are you? I’m Narasimha from Chennai Glad to meet you So? In case, you did not notice I too own a similar car See there Aren’t you heading to the Hyderabad vintage car rally? Even I’m heading there Why don’t we travel together? Come on. Let’s go What a coincidence Start the car – Move fast – We’ll have a fun trip Start! I’m ready Bro, do you know a fact? Only 5 people own this model car – Increase the speed – We are so unique you know? Let me tell you one more story Move fast!! Time to pee! The sky is blue just like your hair is! Once again, what a coincidence!? I’m not sure what he would compare next? Moron! Where do they come from? – Boss, please wait – We need to get rid of him Yes, dude. He has clutched on to us like a parasite – We have to get rid of him – Boss – Juk – Yes Hello, boss Do you booze? Narasimhan, you’ll have to drink like a fish – Definitely – Boss Take your seat. A moment please – Okay – Narasimhan Narasimhan, Is your father Vaanjinathan? Hello! Suggest me a drink that will hit quickly Listen It must give an instant high It should make one walk like a 6 month old! It’s called the last day LAST DAY How much? A toast for both our flashy cars! A red road. Two trucks on it One diverted Went out of control And rammed into the White House’ Gate A red road. Two trucks on it One diverted Went out of control And rammed into the White House’ Gate Seeing this broad-day light accident Approached a stooge Well known as the “Job-less Genie”, He stood amused Amused, he forgot to notice The fire approaching him Suddenly, he felt something was burning His pants were on fire! Losing his pants… took off the jobless genie! With his boxers on He kept running
While crossing, a truck ran over And he became history With his boxers on He kept running While crossing, a truck ran over And he became history Every bottle of wine Holds a melody inside Open it up and Let them flow Every bottle Rum Is full of rhymes Give it your best shot But one mistake and You’ll be wasted! Let’s not disturb the music Let it run in the background Let’s change the topic So what’s next? To know more about ‘What next?’ I came up with an answer Give me the mic and I shall recite the Ballad I came up with A ravishing white duck Takes a dip in the river The raven, lost in the sight It’s now cupid’s latest victim! A ravishing white duck Takes a dip in the river The raven, lost in the sight It’s now cupid’s latest victim! The ultimate star! Two trucks on the red road The one that diverted Went out of control And rammed into the White House’ Gate Two trucks on the red road The one that diverted Went out of control And rammed into the White House’ Gate Super, excellent, marvelous Terrific, Jil Tell me, what’s the next word? Say the next word – Is the pink car yours? – Pink? Okay, sir – Who is he? If you can tell which is your car, I can get you the keys This one. Give me the keys Karma will take its turn Jil Where is the car? I’m asking you Where is the car? Are you kidding? There. What’s that? What’s this? This is a Grey car Our’s is a pink one Pink? What does he mean? – Pink? – Yeah! Come closer What color is this? This one? Come on ” It’s the color of a dark cloud.” Stop it with your poem, you color blind!
How did you get the license? License? – Is that why you are scared of the police? – What a time to discuss! This is Narasimhan’s car Where is our car? Deiva is going to finish us! Okay If this is Narasimhan’s car Our car is with Narasimhan He must still be at the bar for what he drank! How much time do we have to deliver the stuff? 10 hours, 20 minutes and 40 seconds How much time to the bar and back? 45 minutes We have the time Let’s start Yes, let’s go Touch the car and I’ll finish you! Who allowed them to take my car? You allowed them Excuse me Who is the owner of the vintage car that’s parked outside? It’s mine Tomorrow we need your car for a shoot No Please understand We’ll pay you enough I can give you a cheque right away Please tell me your name Narasimhan – Where are they? – They are at the shooting spot The car is with them. Go get it Let’s see We might meet him on the way Stop!! Movie shooting I think it’s a big budget movie Let’s watch it for sometime and then leave Are you kidding? We are all worried about the missing car and he wants to watch the shoot! It’s a movie, man Nothing will change in 10 minutes Believe me Have you ever seen a heroine in person? Juk, tell me? No Listen! We shall leave Jil remember ” To complete a daunting task don’t hesitate to take care of petty tasks ” Stop it! Both are irrelevant Don’t mix it up It’s my principle Okay. Just 10 minutes We shall leave Just 10 minutes If you don’t come back I’ll leave with the car Okay? – Okay.. no problem – Go! – Who is playing the lead? – Sonu Sawant – Sonu Sawant?! – Yes Dude, It’s Sonu Sawant Today, I’ll have to – What happened? – We can’t go in. Cops Cops?! – I’ll wait in the car – Wait!! Why are you getting into the car? I left something inside – What did you leave? – Car Stop being a chicken. Now come Jung Do you have your agency’s ID card? Yes, sir Nothing to worry I will deliver the car One second, sir What’s this? I’m a member from the stunt association Can’t you make out from the hairstyle? Come on Sorry, sir You continue Make a move Our scene comes next We are a team Let them in They are waiting for me Are you happy? – Dude isn’t that Arnold Schwarzenegger? – What? In this movie too? The location is awesome Sonu Sawant Yes Man! Look at her! I’m running out of words We are your die hard fans Oh is it? Thanks! She is so graceful! Myself Jil You look even prettier off screen So as planned
Okay, sir Come closer Look here Everyone ready? I am waiting for this scene I’ll be back in sometime Ready She speaks good Tamil – Start camera – Action Take, okay Deiva will finish us off! Jil! Where are you headed to? There is a movie shoot happening here We’ll have to first find out if it was our car Listen Jil These were the guys, who were inquiring about our car at the bar Thank God that take was fine. Where will we go for another car if it was not okay! Excuse me What? – The pink car that exploded – Yes That car Yes we got it from the bar yesterday With whose permission? We took it with the owner’s permission And we did agree to pay. No? Which owner are you talking about? It was a short, fat person His name…What was it? – Narasimhan – Yeah Death is inevitable but never expected it would be for a pink colored car! Pink? Was it this place? Look Narasimhan There is my car! My car! How dare you sell our car for your urge to get drunk? Don’t you dare treat me this way! Let’s take care of him first Thrash him! How could you sell the car? – Get him – Leave me Bloody gluttons! I’m here looking for my car “Why are you hitting me?” Accent? To hell with your accent! Tell me now I doubted you the moment I saw you Who do you work for? Rawther? Catch him Look at him taking off on hearing Rawther’s name. Something is fishy Listen There’s There’s There’s nothing like that Those movie guys got me drunk and took away my car! Believe me “Please believe me” You sold our car and they destroyed it Don’t try to fool us They destroyed the car? What happened? Do you know how much that car is worth? Why is he upset about it? Everyone has a need Now, Deiva’s car Who needs it? Take it – Pai? – Pai? Why is that fatso calling up this fool? Hello What happening to the car? Those guys aren’t picking the call either Is everything safe? Reply you fool! Did you steal the pink car or not? Hello Hello Say something! Hello Show me you hand For the questions that I’m about to ask you, I expect quick replies Any reply barring truth and your thumb will be thumped! Got it? Wasn’t it Pai who sent you? Why did he set you to steal the car? I’ll tell…I’ll tell Drugs are my life I’ve known Marundhu for long Two days back he called me There was a guy named Pai along with him He told me to follow you guys and wanted to get you guys drunk and steal your pink car
He wanted me to give the car to a third party When the deal is done, Deiva would be out of business And Pai would be the king and offerred me as much drugs I wanted I came to the bar to get you guys drunk But you guys got me drunk and took my car Pai is the one behind all this Please spare me “Shall we take the car with us?” So, he planned to fool us using you! Do we appear to be freaks? Jil We are freaks indeed All these days I thought you were a brat who obeys his father Look at you now! You are terrific You change as the situations orders you to Juk Let his phone be with you Put him in the trunk Jil Let’s surrender ourselves to Deiva Are you nuts? What else do you expect? The best way out for us is to tell Deiva the truth and that he is being cheated He would ask “Were you guys mute spectators when they destroyed the car?” He’ll bury us alive Is that fine? He ripped that jeweller for a mere 80,000 bucks He will rip our nuts out! Fine, let’s escape And do that forever? Of course! Think about it Deiva is a shark We are small fishes It’s better for the small fishes to be in the aquarium than the sea Do you know the problem with fishes in the aquarium? You can be easily spotted Why aren’t these guys attending the call? I don’t have a good feeling about this I told you, back then, repeatedly “Do not trust the newbies!” But you Don’t talk about the past Look into what’s next I tried a lot but none of them are picking up my call I’ll investigate So what’s the plan now? Where are we headed to? Only 8 hours to go So now, this is what we are going to do Greetings! These are the ingredients required to make a chinese car delivery Grey car – 1 No Pink paint – as required Cocaine – 1 teaspoon Strawberry flavour – as required Methodology First, find a paint shop Paint the grey car with the pink paint Then The cocaine that you hunted and the strawberry essence shall be mixed nicely and stirred till the white color changes Apply it on the pink car What if we don’t get anything? Deivanayagam will fry you in boiling oil All that is good We don’t have any of the stuff nor the pink paint We don’t have the strawberry essence either Why not? I’ve got it Where did you get this? I snitched it when we took the car I tasted it a little. Hope that wouldn’t be an issue? OK Stuff? There is a plan What is it? I think the car just ran out of gas Oh! oh! That’s not good! It’s already late Now what? Well you spent all the money on booze Now how are we going to fill gas? How further are we going to keep pushing? There seems to be no signs of any gas stations Burn your idea! We don’t have gas to burn it though Do you have a better idea? Tell me Didn’t you bluff yesterday that Rawther has a gas reserve? How about fetching from that well? Hello brother, firstly I wasn’t bluffing It is true Secondly It’s not a well It’s a Silo Its just like a big water tank How? Like the one over there? Thank GOD! Sir Rawther I don’t know how to put this across Only after the full body scan we could diagnose How many bones does the human body consists of?
Bones? It’s 206 Sir Rawther I am very sorry to tell you this I don’t know how to put it across I’ve crushed many heads, all the ten fingers Jaws Hands & legs What other parts? We have spared no bones From toe to neck We aren’t supposed to lie to doctors and lawyers Shut up So in all I’ve broken all the 206 bones What do you say doctor? Might be What do you mean? There are tiny bones inside our ears and there is no guarantee that those might have broken So the count is 205 Sir Let me tell you what I had to say You You’ve been diagnosed with cancer Cancer? What type of cancer? Well that Prostate cancer Prosti tute No that’s on your “B….A”? “A….L”? “A….L”? “L….S”? Above the legs? If you don’t treat it properly Then may be 4 months Si May be six months By then, I’ll have to enjoy all my wealth! How do we take Petrol out of it? I’ve an idea You have an ID right? Take that He is always like the TTE who checks Tatkal tickets. Always asking for the ID card! Take. What are you going to tell him? “I am Narasimhan” “From All India Petrol Gas Association” Well, fine But I can’t let you in Who are you to say so? We have received information on illegal gas being produced here You have got wrong information There is nothing of that sort happening here Well. I get to decide that “I want sample” “Petrol sample” Let me call and check with my boss Mr. Rawther? Go ahead, call him Do you know him? Yes. Call him Hello sir Hello The security is calling up Rawther Get ready to trace the call Today, we’ll catch hold of Rawther red handed! What? Red handed? Just fill the gas and come! What else we could do sir? We have no other option I don’t understand any of what he is blabbering! Under the charges of non co-operation, let’s arrest the security under grade 10 section c Yes sir Sir? Sure sir Rawther will be here and we’ll arrest him Yes sir Sir? Ok, so we’ll tell Rawther that his security was the spy Sounds good Good Jai Hind Sir Your name? Se..Se..Sendhan Mr. Sendhan you are at the wrong place Since you aren’t providing us any information You’ll have to report at our office tomorrow Please come Sir, all you wanted was little sample Please take it No. Thank you Call up Mr. Rawther Please go ahead in taking as much sample as you want Fine. Come on As Jil goes to fetch sample Rawther’s men play cards Rawther decides to sell all his property and settle in Switzerland Narasimhan keeps pulling the rope Meanwhile, Juk and Jung were whiling away their time Looks awesome!
Clicked? – Ok – Super – It’s mind blowing – Ok – Ok? – It’s terrific! What the Juk!!! Juk!!! One more, with the explosion as the backdrop How did it explode? The fire marble Stop posing. This is no camera mobile you fool! What? Not a camera mobile? Why is he running towards us? Run! They are coming for us Coming for us? Coming for us? Now come Coming for us. They are coming for us!!! Get up. Come on Stop it and come! Swear to me. Is it really not a mobile camera? Get lost! It won’t start it’ll need a push Now get in! Put it on neutral! Push! Put it on neutral! – Push! – Push! Push. And you move! Get in! Come on! How did it explode? – You tell him – You tell him Damn it! One of you tell me! We were playing marbles with fire marble Guess what I won! Get lost! Go fast! Drive fast. They are chasing us Fast! Why did you throw it away?
It’s Rawther men’s gun It’s risky to carry with us Moreover there are no bullets in it There are some who just for the sake of it, spend a lot just to enjoy their life Chief! Your gas Silo exploded! It’s gone 5 minutes 5 minutes ago I was observing this skeleton and was recollecting about the good times of my life But now? My immovable property is destructed and my health is disrupted Doctor, you said I’ve Cancer You set up a date with death for me, Rolex Rawther You even elaborate about the disease in front of all my men You ask me to dispose off all my wealth and go on a pilgrimage But apart from all these Do you know what was bothering me? 205 & that’s 206! I hope the cheer girls are waiting in the car Yes chief Ok so let’s make a mutual deal 3 hours This ain’t about money to bargain! The paint has to dry It’ll take 4 hours – Where do such people come from! – Ok Three and half hours Don’t you understand? So let us make a mutual deal! 2.5 hours Let’s strike the deal What do you say? You guys better leave – I guess they find me and irritate – Listen to me brother – What? – Well It’s for a movie shoot Movie shoot? Which one? The one with Sonu Sawant Sonu Sawant’s movie Is it? You got to be kidding me Sonu Sawant?! Looks like he is also a Sonu Sawant fan! Listen, if you can pause all you other works and finish this work for me I’ll ensure you a snap with Sonu Sawant Are you serious? Looks like he doesn’t trust Look who is this Sonu Sawant? Llook who is beside her? That’s me And now it’s your turn 2.5 hours I’ll finish the work – Deal? – Deal – Deal? – Deal – Don’t forget about the snap – Ok Ok, the painting is taken care Now where do we head for cocaine? Where did this come from? Were you carrying it all this time? Let’s not plan murder Shut up Mangalam, I’m by the Andhra border I’m in urgent need of some Cocaine If you are looking for Cocaine in Andhra there is only one name to look for ATTACK Have you ever met anyone who gives you the thought of staying away from them? He is such a guy ATTACK Gun Shot King Most importantly he is Deiva’s arch rival Mangalam, you there? Ok convey exactly what I say to Attack Yes Jil I’ve conveyed what you said to Attack You and the Uganda client, meet him at his house at 4.30 I’ve been dry for some time Can you reacharge me with the jolly internet pack for Rs.30? He gave as a treasure and begs for peanuts! But Uganda? Are you kidding me? Where are we going to find a black? Ah! Come one my dear! Fine What if Attack talks to him? He doesn’t speak Ugandese Ugandese? Totally forgot about that
Listen you movie buff Don’t you watch African movies? Teach him few words from that Jil The Chinese, Korean and African movies that I watched aren’t the ones that you are talking about They hardly have any dialogues in them Do what I say! Move All ok Listen Narsi Mandela Memorize everything that he teaches you I’ll have this gun pointed at you all the time You should reply accordingly Make one mistake Remember the gun is pointed at you I blow off your belly! Yes and I’ll blow off your ears Now who is giving you a gun?! Waster! Jil Jil, buddy listen to me WHAT?! Think over it again, one last time! He is very dangerous We are defenseless I don’t think this will workout for good This is my Grandpa’s gun When he gave this to me Do you know what he said? Where did you say the stuff is from? From You-Ganged- a? Uganda chief I need to ask you guys something What is the capital of Uganda? Chill Chill. I was just kidding Don’t get nervous But tell me, this stuff from Uganda Why did you bring it here? Do you know anything about me? Oh yeah! BABY! What does he mean? Why is he calling me baby? Well that He meant that your business compared to his is pretty small “I baby you” “But here…” Just leave it chief Do you think so? Let’s talk about the deal Let’s talk Let’s talk about the deal We’ve a new type of Cocaine It’s a flavored one Smuggling it every time from Brazil is a daunting task Lot of hassles That is why we need a local dealer If you become our partner It’ll be a huge profit Usually everyone starts a line with a dot But if you join our line There won’t be a full stop and you can rule! Let it be How did you smuggle the stuff from Uganda? I would like to hear that first So… first the best quality of Cocaine is collected from the forests of South America Get up! Shut your mouth! Hands up! Legs up! Then it’s dried up Then it is sent to Europe for refining Get me some ant powder I said ant powder Quick It is then soaked in some sweeteners The rose water Then Dude Juice powder Dude Juice powder What? Juice powder? Not Juice, Rus…Russia’s best quality oranges They are dried up and powdered Mix it all I said mix it Do it properly MIX IT! Now leave it And finally processed to How much? Why the heck do you think I’m threatening him with the gun?
and you want to pay him? Fine, get some water too Well it sounds really nice I am pretty eager to taste it Oh god! Now what? Nothing chief That’s not to be licked It is to be sniffed Oh! Stuff to be sniffed Hold on Before sniffing it Confirm the deal Partners? Yes, partners One more thing What? Can you show us sample of your stuff? So that we can check it’s quality High class Cocaine Sounds good? Ant powder He’ll sniff it It’ll hit him His ears will start ringing Take the Cocaine and gun him down The gun and the gown! All mine Just a moment Tell me Pai Attack, did Narasimhan turn up? Narasimhan who? What do you mean by who? He is the one supposed to steal Deiva’s stuff from those 3 fellows and hand it over to you That Narasimhan He looks like a bear dressed up as a witch! No Pai No one like that turned up Well, then you won’t know what I mean Oh my, I’m worried if he is stuck somewhere If Deiva finds out about this Don’t worry Pai To get rid of Deiva I’ve got many other ways He is not attending my call Why don’t you try calling him? Fine Faster Faster Coming. Coming How did he know the dialogue? Party? Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello! What the…! Shut up! Hands up! One more step I’ll I’ll shoot you One more step I’ll fire Listen to me The stuff you have….Give us the stuff you have and we’ll leave Ever played snakes & ladder? I asked.. Have you ever played snakes & ladder? I have What about it? Everyone climbs up with the help of ladders But me I climb clinging on to the snakes And you are threatening me? I’ll fire Do you what my grandpa said when he gave me this gun? Tell me where is the pink car Deiva gave you? Boss! My Lord! Are you the party Pai was talking about? Save me from these fellows Shoot them down! So you are Narasimhan? Where is the stuff? Until now, no one in my family has ever fired this gun Because the need never arose This is the last warning Please listen to me Give us the stuff We’ll leave Or else I’ll fire Go ahead. Fire And when the time comes He said look straight into the enemy’s eye and shoot You better fire He said plant all the bullets on your enemy’s chest!
Before you pull the trigger With this gun, I will shoot the four of you thrice How about that? I’ll fire Now shoot! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Tata! Bye! Oh screw me! There’s this movie named “Butterfly Effect” It is said that If a butterfly flaps its wings in one direction a chain of incidents follow And if it flaps the other way another chain of incidents follow So that means events that turns fate are totally remote and unrelated to it That’s the Butterfly effect! Attack has tumbled Dead are these, if Jil uses no brains! Attack has tumbled Deiva won’t finish us off We will betray and finish him off You sound good with all such philosophies There is no news on the car as well as on Attack What now? Rawther? What are you doing here? Stopped by to check on you How’ve you been? Well, there, I asked you Won’t you return the favour? I hope you are doing well? No I’m not well Hello! One pineapple juice One! I didn’t mean tea! Only 1 One! One! Buddy I’m trembling with fear We are stuck between the 3 most deadliest criminals! Added to them, are the Chinese! Only if that gun had fired and Attack would’ve been out of that list Don’t you talk about that gun! What color is this? Looks to me like the color of my granny’s hair Looks like! Do you know what upsets me the most? All your orders are here but mine isn’t here yet! – Hey, where is the juice? – I’ve given it a good thought There seems to be no escape from this I can see death approaching us! It’s good thay you see death approaching Only when you have the near death experience You’ll find the purpose of life Listen to me Jil PLAN! How long before the car is painted? 20 mins Call up Deiva Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? All I ordered was a pineapple juice Make the call And? What will I tell him? Tell him what he wants to hear Hello Deiva sir! If killing was possible through phones there would have been grasses growing on your tomb! I’m coming for you We are dead! Deiva is coming for us That makes it easy. Continue Easy? I understand your anger We had to encounter a lot of hassles with the car The engine broke down and we were stranded We didn’t want to bother you with all this
Your pressure will go high Handing over the stuff alone isn’t our duty ensuring your well being too is our duty Then why didn’t you attend any calls? Believe me, the car is safe We have solved all the problems It cost us 2 hours and 15 mins Still, we’ll figure out a way and ensure the stuff is delivered before time Listen, if the stuff is delivered on time I’ll skin you and use the skin to hang you up and then thrash the hell out of you! Careful! Who’ll win this match? Either team can win Why do you ask? India and Pakistan are arch rivals Every time they come face to face It sets off a wildfire Isn’t it? Indeed So what about it? So, during an India – Pakistan match One loses and one wins One will head to the finals One will head back home So what does that mean? You mean, we’ll leave once the match is done You go ahead, tell me We will fix the match between India and Pakistan Don’t you get it? If Deiva is India then that means Rawther is Pakistan We came in search of food but looks like we’ve stumbled on to a feast Yuck, what is this? You have spilled the juice Do you know what this invites? Don’t you hear me? Ants. It invites ants Correct Do you know what else invite ants? A rivalry with me The thought of betraying me The lie you said that the gas silo would never explode has invited ants And along with it, me I swear Rawther, I built it with utmost care There is no way it could explode My soul will haun You built it but it has exploded So on whom do I take out my anger? That’s my personal call Who could it be? Could it be Deiva? He is a very old friend A little old enemy Attack? Pai You fatso! How dare you betray me? You plan to rob Deiva of his stuff worth millions and promised to move him out of the business Instead you rob me of my stuff? I’m not going to let you away with this, Pai Listen, Attack Recognize me? Rawther? Deiva, Millions, stuff, out of business Pai Combine these and make me a story out of it Rawther, he must be blabbering I don’t know what he is talking about – Is it? – Yes – This ant is called – What? Bullet ant – Do you know why? – Why? – One ant and one bite – What happens? That spot in your body would feel the pain inflicted by 4 bullets No Rawther No Rawther, please let me go The spot on your body will swell and the pain will last for 12 hours Ready? No. I’ll tell you I’ll confess Please don’t. I’ll tell you I’ll confess Now tell me, where the car is Deiva Rawther? Hope you are fine? Well until now, I am I have nothing to discuss with you Nor do I like it But I’ve to tell you something That last very dear pink colored bird of yours Remember? Rawther This isn’t a good time Hear me out You set that bird to fly Though it is on it’s way to it’s destination the energy for it to fly is right now with me
Marunthu is in my custody and so is the solution So come down quickly to my Andhra house Heard that it’s worth millions I guess, a part of that will now belong to me Sounds good? Furious? What next? Are we playing dumb charades? Are you going to tell us the plan or not? A dot, a comma and an exclamation What does this mean? The car is painted and ready but why are you heading to the silo? Only 3 of us know that Deiva’s car has exploded Rawther doesn’t know about the car at all We’ll handover this car to Rawther saying that it has Deiva’s stuff and escape Where are you? Near the Silo Why is it destroyed? and why is our men’s car is toppled Well, that’s the past Fine After long time I’ve got the chance to tackle Deiva That’s awesome There are 3 fellows going around in a pink car Ok Nab them and come to my Andhra house I’ll take care of it We’ll surrender You can tell Rawther that you toiled hard to nab us Why? What would you get if you said you nabbed us easily? If Rawther finds out that you risked your life to catch hold of us You can go to next level. Isn’t it? Fools! Where do they find species like you? Why did you put him in this car’s trunk? Wasn’t it you, who asked us to kidnap him? So we kidnapped him We didn’t know where to lock him up So we locked him up here What if I don’t agree? Isn’t the gun in my hand? 6 bullets, I’ll plant it on your head and walk away He is Rawther’s man Remember he was the spy amongst us and you ordered to kill him Ramalingam? Not much Whatever happens at Rawther’s house just guarantee the 3 of us our lives That’s it Fine. Let’s move If I happen to see you again I’ll slit you Now run – Chief – Tell me I’ve nabbed those guys and the pink car Well done! – How did you do it? – They tried to escape It was an heavy chase But finally caught them You are one among my men who makes me happy! Come on chief It’s my duty Ok now come Ok chief. I’ll be there Starting now Let’s start Wow! There comes out the Mouse! It’s been long since I used it Listen Deiva your fellows The 3 of them They tried to escape from my men But my men are masters! Got them The pink car is with me The solution too is with me Do one thing Go back to your home Rawther Don’t step in without knowing the depth The pond is mine I know it’s depth and pretty much know where to step in Rawther As proposed, I’ll meet you For the sake of old times Let’s talk Let’s talk Stop! Bring them Chief, but how? Now we are at Madras Even at a good speed, it’ll take 6 hours for us to reach Andhra
It’s already 3 As per Marundhu, the meeting with the Chinese is at 6 Dear Don’t you teach me time management Ramalingam? He has abducted our guys The car too is with him and so is the solution I’ve no idea on how to deal with him At least this douche bag is something I’ve against him Will Rawther agree? He must! Or else he must perish Stop at some garment shop We’ll get him some decent clothes to wear Stay there I said stay Don’t run Juk! Dear my dear son Hope you are fine? I have a small wish Will you fulfill it? Doctor Hope Sendhan is alive – Sendhan – It’s a mild cerebral concussion Nothing major He fainted out of shock Let him rest for a while Your name? – Se..Se..Sendhan – Mr. Sendhan you are at the wrong place He’ll be back to his senses in sometime Nothing to worry Rawther Business should always be justified – Is it correct to hold my stuff against me? – Sendhan, the petrol silo security Why so Deiva? – If he wakes up we are done – When your man took everything and fled with the heroine, He took the money along with the car What happened to your justification then? That’s something I was unaware of So consider this happened without my knowledge In the war between Deiva and Rawther What if Rawther dies? Deiva will avoid all the risk and take the car and head straight to meet the Chinese We’ll escape We’ll get out of all this mess and head back That’s the “Dot” My entire wealth depends on the Gas Silo That too exploded today And I still have no idea how it happened Rawther, let’s avoid any problem between us I’ll move out of this business Give me 50 percent I’ll mind my own business and walk away What if Rawther and Deiva join hands? What then? That won’t happen I’ll ensure that You took good care of the situation! Terrific! Look there Your spy, Ramalingam I didn’t harm him at all Why don’t you ask him He’ll let you know Tell him Ramalingam Won’t you? Get lost! Oh my! Rawther, these 2 goons here They tied me up and dumped me in the car trunk They tortured me for 4 days What’s all this Deiva? So what’s the solution? That was unexpected! Don’t you worry. Deiva will take care of everything Don’t underestimate Rawther. He is even more dreadful than Deiva Do you see that skeleton? Yes I do – Rawther is a monster, he’ll skin you alive… – Wait and hang you up! I guess he tattoos his victims’ name and number on their skeleton – Fool, that’s victim’s own tattoo – Is it? Yes Do you want to negotiate or not? We shall To begin with, ask your men to fall at my feet Rawther! You know it well Making my men fall at one’s feet is the same as I doing it I know Let’s come to that later Do you have any other option? Attention everyone. Who would like to see Deiva dead? Raise your hands See for yourself Look at them Pai? You too? What did you say? Later, you’ll make me fall at you feet?
Why not? Will you disdain? “Deiva has a reputation” “and will not fall at my feet” Isn’t it? Do you want half of the share or not? I’m offering you alms Deiva of course has a reputation And it is hard earned A genuine one But.. ‘Rawther’? ‘Rolex’ Rawther! Brother Your boss is gesturing Grasp it and act accordingly I gifted you the watch Hence the tag name Can you guess what it is? Until now you aren’t aware of a fact So you see Rawther? The fact that the watch Next to him Isn’t the original ‘Rolex’ It’s from an imposter company called ‘Roxel’ Can you see a jar of ants? All your reputation The ant jar is one big LIE Kaali is ordering you to shoot it I meant, fall at his feet! Who are you and why are you attacking me? Don’t you remember us We burst Shut up.! Don’t you recognize me? No The rest of of your life is my alms to you Move
You rat! You are a rare blue rat! One word Answer me in one single word Why shouldn’t I burst open your head with this bullet? We have got the ant-repellent powder Answer me I saw When they tried shooting Rawther he diverted their attention Is it? Guna, come here Lift me We are even now Ok, I understand the dot Comma? Here, you rat Where are you going? We are done with our tasks You got the car We are obsolete Why did you steal cocaine from me? Forget about them He stole cocaine, Rawther Why did you steal? In case Our misfortune – If we mess it up – What if we do? That was for Narasimhan Narasimhan You can confirm with Marundhu Marundhu? Narasimhan will take any risk for cocaine He was already dead by then Why did you steal after that? We panicked and became clueless How dare you try cheating me? These fellows will come with us Jung What if we are back to square one and have to meet the Chinese? So, comma denotes this? I’ll have an eye on them I thought these three denoted the ways to escape If plan A(dot) fails, we are gone Attack, the Chinese deal is very important There shouldn’t be any room for errors Fetch everything that is necessary for it This one is called “The Disguise” This is ‘Super Star’ Once triggered it’ll fire up the whole place This is called “The Hand” Until your hands are strong the bullets will keep coming. It won’t cease 4000 years ago Irrespective of geographical barriers Even if a battalion of 40 millions attack They would have been done and dusted Battle of Mahabharata Would have been just 4 lines If I were alive in the dinosaur era The reason for it’s extinction would’ve been me It is named “Cyclo- Trampoline” But I call it “Wife” Are you blaming me for everything? Yes, indeed Don’t you I will smash your face Try doing that and I’ll finish you off! Finish me off? Get lost you Moron! How dare you? I could have been free by now You are to be blamed – Now, the only place left to go is hell! – Stop it Amateurs! Get into the car Guna I’m coming I’m very sure This is not the car that I made How much time would it take for me to disclose it to Rawther? 10 seconds? You will be dead by the 11th second – Is that fine? – Why? Forget Rawther Chinese? They are heavily armed If they find out that the stuff is missing? Their bullets will pierce every part of your body Even ears? Belly button?
We are marching towards death and you laugh!! Death is not a guest Marundhu He’s a thief He is an exclamatory mark Element of surprise! My son! Daddy! I’m here, son Rawther! Hope you’ve said your final prayers What now? Fight Off late, carrying a gun along seems to be the trend! I’ve no idea Sorry, grandpa Run! – What are you doing, Jung? – For one last time Not yet Jung! Round them up 7 o’ clock Jill! Two! Eleven! Five! Six No! You rat! Running out of bullets? No, I have one left
I did count Shoot! You go first No. You go first Over confident? How dare you insult my wife? Your wife won’t cross her limits Come on Fire ” To complete a daunting task don’t hesitate to take care of petty tasks ” I could have been free by now Let’s quit Let’s abscond Don’t be like the rabbit in the race Be the rabbit that appears from the magician’s hat Element of Surprise! I’m here, son I did warn you, Attack I have one, left These guys never turn up on time! Slipper me if I do business with them again I’ll do it on your face! Pasupathi, start the vehicle